Billie

@billievme.bsky.social

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I write sci-fi, fantasy, and horror. Sometimes I draw comics

Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

How do you take your coffee?

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Mood

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Next time, let's just air one of those Twitch AI debates.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

I love when I haven't used an app in a while and it spams me with extra notifications. Yes, beg for my attention. Beg like the dog that you are.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

GODZILLA IS PERFECT YOU LEAVE GODZILLA ALONE

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

The world hasn't been the same since the narwhal stopped baconing at midnight 😞

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

The first Joker inspired incel mass cringe

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

I wonder if ghosts get embarrassed when they knock shit over.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

I could spend hours talking about this subject lol

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

You don't know about the war to dethrone King Triton? What are they even teaching in school these day??

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doodlemancy 🏳️‍🌈 @doodlemancy.com
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

i maintain that Pacific Rim's "drift compatibility" concept is one of The ideas of all time. it can be platonic, it can be romantic, it's Love That Makes Big Robots Go and i think that's beautiful

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

The backups aren't working.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

I did too... about a subscription I'll be canceling now!

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

We do now!

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Ah, June. My favorite month. When we begin the worldwide search for the straightest man alive and offer him as tribute to the gay gods, thus quelling their anger for another year.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

I dreamed movie tickets were fifty dollar apiece. A stark vision of things to come

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

Abbott and Costello Kill the Marvel Universe

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

I was never hinged

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

*chomping on death stick* It's war, kid. People die.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

Every now and then, he claims on his blog that he's still working on the books. But maybe he's just toying with us.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

I wonder how much of it is still online today.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Whatever we call it, let's just stop calling it AI. It's become such an overloaded and overused term that it's practically meaningless. I see the phrase "powered by AI" everywhere and it makes my eyes roll.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Maybe not on the same level as these other answers, but... the Calvin & Hobbes collections.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Whenever they start with something like "I wanted to like this, but" they have my attention.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

Pouring out a bag of french fries for my man Morgan Spurlock

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

I'd be interested, but what sort of qualifications would one typically need?

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

But doctor, Pagliacci tickets are like, a hundred bucks each.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Cracking open a cold one (Popsicle) with the boys (ants in my kitchen)

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Can I vent to you about the tech industry? I'm not very eloquent so it'll be like "shit's fucked yo"

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Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

remind me, when companies create an actual revolutionary technology that is going to change the world, do they usually have to beg users to adopt it, give it away for free for years, and at last resort force it on people with no way to disable it? Is that usually how revolutionary tech works?

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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social
[ View ] May 20, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

More support for the theory that OpenAI is equal parts “never have an original idea” + “steal other people’s work because you’re constitutionally incapable of imagining anything on your own”—with a hefty dollop of “fetishize women and refuse to take no for an answer.”

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

I'm always like "Should I pay 20 dollars per person to see the movie now, or wait a few months for it to be on the streaming service I already pay for?" Tough choice

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

They will never be happy.

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Micah @rincewind.run
[ View ] May 18, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

no, see, what I want the computer to do is give me the right answer

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

I can do it, but it takes me like two years, and by then, nobody's talking about the game anymore lol

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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

"smart" technology = we put a computer in it that it didn't need that makes using it unnecessarily complicated and repairing it impossibly expensive and we are trying to convince you that you wanted it I want the dumbest fridge on the market and I'm not joking

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Dreamed my bathroom was infested with leeches somehow. My brain is just trying to invent new fears at this point.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

The orcas are only getting started

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

I did go back, for a while. It was as exhausting as I remembered. So I deleted my account again.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Two pals on a fishing trip :)

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Wait till you find out he’s your doctor, also

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

Every day, I find Luke in the Last Jedi to be a little more relatable.

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melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

Bluesky devs: we have heard your requests and finally added DMs to the app! me: oh god Bluesky DM: *notif pops up* me: *clicks it reluctantly* BS DM: okay so uh you all meet at a tavern. and it's raining i guess?

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

Some of the young’uns have a crush on Jeffery Dahmer, I hear

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

It’s giving could’ve been an email

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

Why are people afraid of ghosts, they’re the least scary explanation for mysterious noises at night. I could have a strange man secretly living in my attic, or a carbon monoxide leak.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

It’s a very expensive form of birth control

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

Did y’all see that standup comedy special on Netflix that lampoons wokeness? No, not that one. Not that one either. Or that one. Or that one.

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Billie @billievme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

I try to use my electronics for as long as possible. Hell, I still play pc games with my Xbox 360 controller.

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