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There needs to be a hero that gets around on a tandem bike alone, and forces captured supervillains to help pedal to the station after capture.

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We should all agree to keep posting we still think that guy’s dead to see what stunt he comes up with next.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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What do you alarmists think is gonna happen? The Supreme Court acts politically and maliciously against the will of the people thereby handing the presidency and decades of political power to right wing wackos??! ok, crazy

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Talia Lavin's avatar Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social
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i fucking hate fireworks -the panic attack brigade

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they/them might be giants ☭'s avatar they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social
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No one can say they didn’t know exactly what this was. Everyone knows this is genocide and everyone knows that everyone knows. It’s all dangerously out in the open. The only way to accept this is to see Palestinians as less than human. No peace or rest for such people ever again.

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Maybe first message captchas would help a bit?

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Spencer Ackerman's avatar Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social
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Who could possibly have foreseen that Netanyahu would reject the ceasefire plan that Biden assured us was an Israeli plan?

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I'm just a simple country political scientist but I'm pretty sure if any other major presidential candidate said this it'd be covered none stop for weeks and everyone would agree that their campaign was over

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“Make it a double,” I slur, dumping a second packet of hot cocoa mix into my mug.

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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I’m a reverse Ozymandias: look on my failed works and take comfort.

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So much for bird solidarity <womp> <womp>

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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I got an owl statue to scare off pigeons. UPDATE: the pigeons shat on the owl’s head.

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Just one question. How many nuns can a nunchuk chuck?

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I just wish there were a movie where a loose cannon hotshot cop would team up with a wise old veteran to solve a high profile crime.

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Tobin Elliott 's avatar Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social
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I'll never understand why anyone uses filters. I prefer to see the real, unfiltered person.

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Somewhere under us in the hollow earth are kaiju sized hot pockets!

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He should buy flour in bulk, and make his own bread.

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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this is the kind of news i break. i'm not afraid of anyone. send tips.

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Look here, all you, we only put in the bill of rights to make kids feel like they weren’t in a fascist state, it’s a feel good tale for kids like Santa Claus, now get back to your oligarch assigned tasks!

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Do British girls count more as girl or more as British?

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Don't tell me. That's me next year, and I don't want any spoilers.

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Can you put safety goggles on while putting on eyeliner?

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Haha ok, karen, we're going to check with Jim with the weather and we'll see if you're still falling later in the hour. Save me one of those mimosas. Jim?

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Amalas's avatar Amalas @amalasrosa.bsky.social
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The same kid stopped in his tracks when an old couple called him “little man” in the park, and told them: “I’m not little!!! … but I’m not a man yet.” This kid

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It's got to be one of the smooth second hands, not one that jerks forward second by second. *That*'s not love.

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Well now I like that part. Can you fix the rest of the song?

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Please update me when it starts to rust.

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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TODAY @ 1pm ET I'm moderating a discussion between scholars Seth Sanders and Shaul Magid about the superficial [and increasingly absurd] accusations that anti-zionism is antisemitism. And we'll delve into the fact that opposing Israel is actually deeply rooted in Jewish theology. Register now:

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How is a church like a science fiction movie? Pew pew pew pew pew!

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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“The US needs way more laser gun sound effects.” - The most recent Pew Report

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