me: The Paw Patrol is a private service, why do they need a black ops unit for when they operate internationally?
Tina: You know you can just put your earbuds in when Kid is watching tv, right?
me: I do and it doesn’t help.
A private law enforcement and rescue agency will, of course, need a trained black ops unit for the high price clientele that needs to escape hostile territory.
Paw Patrol just introduces kids to the lucrative field of paramilitary mercenary work, what's wrong with that? 😊
Wait, you telling me the Paw Patrol has a fucking Black Ops unit?
Teams of rottweilers helping traffic peanut butter laced with chocolate?
Electroshock torturing some poor cat in Paw Patrol Gitmo?
Is there a Paw Patrol version of the CIA?
SO MANY QUESTIONS
Now I want a whole “Mission Im-Paw-ssible” series.
“As always, should you or any of your K9 Force be caught or killed, Animal Control will disavow any knowledge of your actions.”
I thought they were supposed to be like a dog extension of private services and not a freaking PMC lol. Back in MY day my kid just watched toddlers fly around in a spaceship and play flutes at anthropomorphized objects