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Jack

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I keep forgetting to have sex.

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Savage Whit ✨🌟's avatar Savage Whit ✨🌟 @savagewhit.bsky.social
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Maybe there is no point if it’s not with the right person.

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Bauer's avatar Bauer @bauerb.bsky.social
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I didn't even know having it was an option.

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Why

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ClockworkCosmo's avatar ClockworkCosmo @clockworkcosmo.bsky.social
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Gotta write it down in ur calendar, get those priorities in line Schedule u a sex And you have to ask it like: “Excuse me, id like to schedule a sex for this tuseday?” Like its ur dentist appointment xD

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CyberneticGuerilla's avatar CyberneticGuerilla @cyberneticguerilla.bsky.social
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Tie string around your parts as a reminder. At worst, you'll get comfortable with it. At best, it's like a present for later.

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Evo Daily's avatar Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social
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Maybe the build up from not having that release is putting excessive pressure on your circulatory system thus keeping proper blood flow to your amygdala, hippocampus, cerebellum, and prefrontal cortex which is resulting in you forgetting to have sex.🤔

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Keenan's avatar Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social
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You live a life I can't even dare to dream to have

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Jymbo's avatar Jymbo @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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Don't forget to remove that hitchhiker from your trunk

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