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Bauer

@bauerb.bsky.social

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LBGTQ+ ally, often disgruntled and/or witty

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Pass

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Congratulations!

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I didn't even know having it was an option.

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There's always next year

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I think I'm lost, then.

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This covered a lot of ground

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They have choices but no one else does?

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That should be a card.

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Did someone say attention?

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Which shit clown? Honestly curious because I'm full up on shit clowns but it says blocked.

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Hi, just dropping by to offer any support I can give.

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You will find someone that appreciates you.

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Absolutely correct about that.

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Hi, white person, here. I offer you a sincere apology on behalf of bigoted and/or under/uneducated white folk.

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Don’t see the point of the date, then.

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Bring on the beeves.

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Yeah let’s just all be adults and don’t do anything stupid and it’ll go great.

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There it is.

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I didn't know people were still allowed to possess a vagina in Texas for any reason.

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I can buy a memory card that has 30x the storage of a normal computer 15 years ago for like 40 bucks but I guess NBC has to scrub all traces of the masturbating bear from Conan or the internet will crash. You know who I blame? That’s right folks it’s the Illuminati

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Sesame is a great cat name.

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Und dann gibt es diese Menschen, da hört das Herz dir zu. Unglaublich wertvoll.

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How silly? I have work in the morning.

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Nice work. I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

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No offense taken. Heart disease or random gun violence is what I fully expect will do me in.

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Oh, is that what that is?

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Not enough is said about how exhausting chronic illness is. No need to be sorry for anything.

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I say don't rush into anything. Take your time, be ready.

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murder-involved-shooting

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Imagine being such a shitty mayor, the Public Library is calling you out.

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I don't know all the details about what happened, but you didn't deserve it. Standing up for yourself is hard sometimes but this internet stranger is proud of you for doing it.

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I've never been to a Popeyes that couldn't

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"UK children shorter, fatter and sicker amid poor diet and poverty, report finds" + 1 American. (twas me, now a short, fat, sick broke adult)

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People have commented on my neck before (oddly thick) and I wasn't too weirded by it until now.

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When I’m filling out a form that asks who to contact in case of emergency, I put “Ambulance”

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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flag day is for butt stuff, please reskeet

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I'm acting real entitled for someone who is crashing a club.

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Well I don't want to be left out, either. I'll do it your way but if a nacho club comes along, I'm outta here.

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taking my SSRIs on Zoom to remind my colleagues what they’ve done

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Soup is an odd choice, no? Like I could get behind nacho powered.

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