jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU (@waterslap.bsky.social)

NO DMS 🚫 Allergic to MAGA NUTS! 💙 WOKE Liberal 🌈 ALLY 🏳️‍🌈 Live in the middle of the USA! POSTIE! 👮‍♀️Corrections Officer retired! Married 👫 to my Soulmate. Mom of one spoiled dog & one spoiled husband. Spiritual but not religious!!!

jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

listen to this soundcloud.com/meltedcomput...

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

I have to go return some video tapes 😶

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

my hot dogs got pussys on

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Following thousands of people on social media is psychotic

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

the love of my life is probably listening to gangnam style right now

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

I’ll do it..

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

yes!! this is a Nathan’s household 🙌

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

cook 8 hot dogs. You’ll have a great time

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

you might be right

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

let’s record 9 albums together. surely we will not regret recording 9 albums together

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Making the worst tri tip of my life again because it worked out last time

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mikeo #CoffinWeek @mikkaio.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

hard to believe we're halfway through Coffin Week already. it feels like we've barely even had enough time to figure out what happens during Coffin Week other than announcing that it's Coffin Week but we have. we figured that out ages ago.

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

will “the penis” stancil

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

we oughta call it coughing week on account of all the pollen in the air that’s killing me #coffinweek

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

I’m so beat after the last couple days, so I’m gonna be in bed all day if that’s ok with you. #coffinweek

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

it’s scary… i even take warm showers in the summer

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guy 🏴‍☠️ ⚔️ ⚰️ @guy1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

#sevendays of #coffinweek
#anythingcanhappen

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

😮 when you see it!

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@impeechjack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Here's a strategy for Mr Beast... knock it off!

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

when the shower water gets cold i get scared

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:09 UTC

my stepmom gave me an edible before i left

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

this is what is like to be on SSRIs

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 27, 2023 at 01:32 UTC

recipe: “add the cooked meat and any leftover juice back to the pot” me: leftover juice? well I’ve got some OJ over here lol head chef OJ Simpson: stop fucking around we have a packed house tonight

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

you’re in her DMs, Im about to go nonverbal off a 10mg gummy

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

hey

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

💪

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Dude are you seriously being 45 years old right now?

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

he hung a hand mirror from the ceiling and would look at it while he trimmed his beard in here

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

last ever garage selfie at my dad’s. I’ll miss this house terribly 🫡

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

A reply guy is just a friend or enemy or boyfriend or lover or husband or friend with benefits or murderer you haven’t met yet

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

read this again and laughed. Goated reply

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

I don’t know how it works. But I’ll learn… nah I won’t. Unless…

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

officer please I found it this way

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

I hope you recover from it. I wouldn’t want to be in your position, and im in jail

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

you’re right. Im learning that, in jail

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

that’s why im in jail

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

asking if she wants to play the Christmas pickle game with me and getting thrown in jail

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André Greppi | DRES13 @dres13.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Hey hey #PortfolioDay
I’m André - a visual artist and creative director reimagining Marge Simpson as a sword-wielding assassin cutting a blood soaked path of vengeance through the streets of Springjuku

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Im getting into analog technology now I guess

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe (postcation arc) 🇵🇸 @wormwitch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

didnt know his mask was below his nose , smdh . dont look too closely at ur heroes u may not like what u find 😔

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

plucking a mustache hair bc it grew in crooked to all the others and crying. it hurts so bad. also he just wanted to be different

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blonkus @blonkus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

I loved that show. Had no clue about his penis

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

my friend that says he can’t eat fruit because of the texture bought a blender to try smoothies and took one sip and then threw everything out

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

your honor this violates my DNR

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

tomorrow’s gonna be the last time I’ll ever be at my dad’s house and it’s been killing me today. just thank god I have therapy right after

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

me: who can match my freak anglerfish:

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ Creator of the PEU @waterslap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Netflix and chill? No thanks, I’d rather

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