college presidents show up to house committee hearings for the same reason people keep consenting to be interviewed by isaac chotiner. you’ve read greek mythology
I, too, long for Congress to turn the board of trustees into wild animals who will devour the college president down to the bones.
I, too, think Congress lacks the will to enact this perfect plan.
The small ball peen hammer I carry with me always is for smashing my phone to bits in the unlikely, but not statistically impossible, case that Isaac Chotiner calls me. I will also use it to hit my own head if I ever think talking to a body including Elise Stefanik will make things better.
