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"Does the distance seem to fell the hunger?"

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frank stallone: Poor, captured, ass-clown. Clearance denied.

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The Man In the High Castle 2: Hillary Clinton elected POTUS, 11/8/2016

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also, a long flame war about Paul's Boutique could take up 2 years.

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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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was House of Dragon 2 written by the Amazon's Rings of Power writers?

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if we lost the first game of a series....do we do better in 2nd/3rd

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It was actually a week before he invaded Poland and started WW2 in Europe...

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"Bedbugs & Ballyhoo" - the prophet Ian of McCulloch, predictiing the 21st Century

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that time you said Hitler was OK? yeah, about 1934

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Jim Leyland is only inducted only into the smoking section of the MLB HOF

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the Venn Diagram between assholes that make loud Motorcycle noises all night vs Fireworks Assholes is just 1 Circle in OTR Cincinnati

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I'm hoping for several to a dozen go's around third base* *not a euphemism

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Hi, I'm David Bell, and I'm paid MLB Mgr Min to wait 2 batters too late to pull my starters, every god damn day.

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Clearances/Contractors can be stripped of status and qual for being a Govt Contractor for smoking dope on podcasts, by POTUS Action now. Do it, Joe.

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Melania too, she was modeling while on a tourist visa. Biden has immunity to have her arrested tonight.

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Presidential Action: Just Do It, it's All Legal Now

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Davy died in the Trump War We still don't know what for

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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood

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yeesh...i'm looking forward to them schooling a Princeton professor, more often /s

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"A negative review came from Rolling Stone, who gave the album two stars out of five, labelling the album "utterly disappointing"" - Rolling Stone, sucking since the '70s

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Björk’s “Debut” was released on this date in 1993.

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Matcha really enjoyed not voting in 2016, and getting us to where we are now

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"They used to say, Live and Let Live..." - opening line of GOP's 2025 Plan

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no matter how this Portugal match turns out, Renaldo is springing for the Cokes & Pizza after the game, fellow teammates, don't worry.

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Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.

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they're going by "Kanye" these days. "Guardians" lost out in 2nd place in a vote.

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Just like I voted for HIndenburg in '32, I'd vote for whatever keeps a Mango Mussolini from being King.

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I voted for Phillip Cocktosin. He seems to know how to get things funded and pay bills.

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good thing we have the Democrat Primaries coming up to let the voters decide....oh. wait...

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Canada should set up a program for Americans: "We'll let you become Canadian, but you have to live in the Northwest Territories. It needs people."

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here we are, 30 years after Alexi Lalas, playing like Alexi Sayle

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[...starts furioulsy checking Monevideo on Realtor dot com, keep getting Mr Mike's Mondo Video hits]

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[ googles Uruguay during this crap soccer game]: Huh, nice weather... Unlike the USA, has a 12 year Fascist-Military 1-Party rule in its rear-view mirror....

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the UK July 4th Election now means more for democracy than the US Revolution. How fucked up is that

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Also shutdown the Dodgers as the MVP of the '74 World Series, not many ppl know that.

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