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William Bruce West

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I used to say that I'd forgotten more about pop culture than you'll ever know. Then I got old. Now I've forgotten everything.

Not here to talk politics, unless you want to talk about that time Lex Luthor was President.

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William Bruce West's avatar William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social
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Right?! I had to look that guy up. I was very confused.

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OK, first of all, am I supposed to pretend Jimmy O. Yang is a household name? Next, am I supposed to know he hates boneless wings? What a terrible ad campaign, Popeyes! Bring back the Black lady who's like everyone's Auntie!

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Need a show to binge on a holiday road trip? Make it WIZARDS The Podcast Guide To Comics with over 280 episodes discussing each issue of Wizard magazine and the spin-offs, interviews with former staffers, bonus episodes and more! wizards.transistor.fm/episodes

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I sold one of those about 6 months the ago. Cool little gadget.

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I don't know about y'all, but I'm tired of "updates" on the status of the Community movie. It's like a wife who always has a headache, but promises it'll go down tomorrow. But guess what happens tomorrow? You guessed it: headache.

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We don't talk nearly enough about how Rob McElhenny gained a ton of weight for Sunny, just because he thought it would be funny, and then got even more shredded afterward. Fuck Christian Bale - I'm WAY more impressed by this.

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Sounds like some shit went down in the UK, but I don't know what a "Tory" is, so whatever. And, as an Ugly American, I don't WANT to know. I know some of y'all can't help yourselves. Only Tori I care about went to Bayside High.

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Was that show campy? I feel like we apply that retroactively sometimes when it wasn't the intention. Batman 66 was campy. WW is basically The Bionic Woman in a USA swimsuit. Was that show campy? I dunno. I just think WW is a dumb character, respected only due to her age.

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Sir, he clearly OWNS that particular Taco Bell!

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William Bruce West's avatar William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social
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Can someone explain to me why a commercial, made in the Year of our Lord 2024, had Billy Mays pitching to me?! Is this A.I.? Did his family sign a deal?!

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This is a dumb story, but this might be my favorite variant cover in a long time.

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William Bruce West's avatar William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social
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Yeah, she was beautiful, but we give Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman way too much credit in pop culture. Hell, we give Wonder Woman too much credit. Yeah, I'll be here for your angry replies...

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See, THIS is the Twitter I miss! We ain't getting this over here. We just aint.

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William Bruce West's avatar William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social
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Ya know, if we were still in the Attitude Era, Hawk Tuah Girl would have been the special guest on RAW this week, officiating a Bra & Panties Match between the Divas.

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William Bruce West's avatar William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social
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Remember how Grindhouse was basically like "Get used to Zoe Bell's face, 'cause you're gonna be seeing a lot of it!", and then...?

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You think the boys club at Marvel knows the difference between serving cunt and being a general dick? I'll bet they've never voluntarily watched Drag Race!

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Trying to make fetch happen with that one. To me, he always came off as "What if Emma Frost was a twink?"

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Oh, you didn't get it last week? Guess you weren't on the Cool Kids List. It was a great sale, too ðŸĪŠ

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Sure, we're about 5 years from him being embroiled in a major scandal, but let's just make MrBeast president. If nothing else, the process will be transparent, as every action will be used for content.

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Just read a thread on FB where all these Black people thought the bathroom fan was designed to disperse post-shit odor...

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William Bruce West's avatar William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social
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I hate getting an ad for something cool that turns out to be from Temu. It's like, "Nice try, China! But you're gonna have to wake up a little earlier in the morning to get one past 'Tired of Being Hacked' West!"

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Yeah, there's NO WAY this isn't haunted. And she's giving it away for FREE? Nah, you can keep your curse, lady!

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People dare to say this place is better than Elon's cesspool, when he's got an account currently recapping ID4 in real-time! The best we've got over here are civil rights attorneys who post faceless nudes, hoping someone will match their freak. Yeah, it's President Whitmore for me...

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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Considering Cosmic Sin was one of those Bruce Willis "easy paycheck" movies, no one will doubt your opinion there. And TF:The Movie is basically a cool 80s song, and that's about it

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I knew the Supreme Court wasn't shit when they didn't appoint Judge Mathis.

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William Bruce West's avatar William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social
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Ya just know somebody had to have said about Lee Harvey Oswald "I don't love what he done, but the sumbitch was a Hell of a shot!"

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A.I. lies! Everyone knows she lost that hand because it, like her heart, was also made of glass!

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The problem, though, is "successful" is relative. Everyone expects Max Headroom or something, but my buddy sent me this: www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/... While seemingly inconsequential, it's some of the best executed AI I've seen. This is what I'm scared of. This "succeeded".

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She's used to me by now lol. It's what MLK died for ðŸĪŠ

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My oldest asked if she could say the n-word. I told her that, technically, she's only authorized to say half of it. So, she'd need to pick her syllable. Also, if she wanted to team up with her sister, with each saying half, that would also be allowable. I'm KILLING this "parenting" thing!

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Cobra Kai and Stranger Things are 2 concepts where I feel like "Goddamn! We've been talking about this shit FOREVER!" I mean, Cobra Kai has been on 2 different streamers, while the Stranger Thing "kids" are eligible for AARP now!

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I have no clue who Sherri Papini is, but, in my defense, it was right after Gone Girl, and White women kinda go missing A LOT...

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It, and crypto, remind me of the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. 9 out of 10 respondents are probably brutally murdered. However, 1 person is having the kind of sex only dreamt of by Dr Ruth. So, everyone takes the risk because they think they will be that lucky person.

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Counterpoint: While the Cybertruck looks like shit, it DOES hail from the future that I was promised by all 90s syndicated sci fi shows.

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There was some infographic from an article going around, showing all the big properties up for PD in the next decade or so. Folks really seem to be waiting on Batman, but it would just be the dumb purple gloved version. Folks forget they're getting the most bare bones, non fleshed out versions.

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I sorta hate the "countdown to public domain", as I can't think of anything amazing anyone came along and did with a public domain concept that was better than the original. Alan Moore got close. Bill Willingham owes his career to it. But otherwise? ðŸĪ”

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All these years since the original X-Men cartoon, and the success of X-Men '97, and folks out here still can't spell "Rogue"...

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Saw a Cybertruck today with Russian flags painted on it and I almost crashed my car pulling out my phone to snap a pic for that sweet, sweet engagement

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Me: this is my screenplay about a fraternity that gets kicked off campus because they party too hard so they build a spaceship to go party in space. It's called FRATELLITE Movie producer: you just saved Hollywood

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This is the most beautiful Toby Keith song I never heard!

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I had to test the waters. This was my Jason Todd vote!

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I wish I could say I did this! This is actually a current listing on FB Marketplace. This person is trying to unload the loot!

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What the Hell kind of timeline are we living in? Like, what do these words even MEAN when they're arranged like that?!

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Tell me you stole from the KB Toys you used to work at without telling me you stole from the KB Toys you used to work at.

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