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I’ll take your word for it but that does sound pretty okay

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PROVE IT

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if you've eaten someone out under the covers you've pretty much eaten ortolan

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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons

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“Keto friendly” bitch ain’t nobody friendly on keto

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“Keto friendly” bitch ain’t nobody friendly on keto

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My band in high school was called Extra Seconds On The Microwave and we were about as annoying as the name implies

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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recommending my dentist to a friend and asking for my referral bonus to be paid in teeth

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being blocked is a sign of respect in many cultures

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That woulda been more annoying for sure

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The amount of ppl blocking me is becoming excessive wtf did I ever do to you losers?

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James Madison was 25 years old when he signed the constitution When I was 25 I was doing cocaine off a car key in the ladies room with my girlies

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That’s an A+ annoying high school band name though

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For real I’ve already started calling her Grandma Who?

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Yeah I was like LOL DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU OLD BAT and she just frowned at died at the table

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Lmao no we were annoying but not “let marching band kids in” annoying

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My band in high school was called Extra Seconds On The Microwave and we were about as annoying as the name implies

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello? i need to report a possible dirty innuendo

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baby will you be my

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail

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If this laptop is actually the waffle you use to organize all your extra keycaps then why did the geek squad replace the motherboard in my syrup

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Grandma still thinks LOL means lots of love and it’s like lmao learn to google you dumb bitch

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when you’re weak in the knees from the butter and cheese that’s a mornay

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Grandma still thinks LOL means lots of love and it’s like lmao learn to google you dumb bitch

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle

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What if I drank 10 different alcohols in the name of freedom then what

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Oh yeah I’m pissing the night away for sure

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RIP to my U.S. history teacher husband who had to hear me call our nation’s founding document the “Dec of Indy”

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Anemone, as you know, means too many little hugs in a friendship is sneaky and carnivorous

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A tablecloth of turtles that scatter as you approach, leaving the dinnerware undisturbed. This is the shell game of the bog repertoire.

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Finally getting a chance to play “Not Like Us” for the whole family and grandma is INTO THAT SHIT

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Using my one Fourth of July wish from the skoal long cut fairy to make professional wrestling real

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What if I drank 10 different alcohols in the name of freedom then what

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Convinced that no one will ever love me based on my rudimentary understanding of how a compass works

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*diarrhea funneling out the left leg of my capri pants* Hey, I don’t work here, but can I get you folks anything?

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I was raised by mountain people who taught me to be my own starter pack

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Finally getting a chance to play “Not Like Us” for the whole family and grandma is INTO THAT SHIT

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Humanoids for sure but Sasquatch-esque

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