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john wilmes

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i don't like the idea of pairing Kamala with a popular governor. she needs a long-time senator or congressperson - someone deeply familiar with legislation on the hill, seeing as she personally isn't

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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

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me watching my frozen pizza bake in the oven

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listening to 8 political analysis podcasts per day

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this is not the point, but also: top gun maverick is bad

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i made a bet that biden wouldn't step down/be replaced. i now believe i will lose that bet, and be glad to lose it

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this is the most psycho he's ever been

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oh shit. wimbledon!

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here’s how I’ll phrase it: stop being a fucking baby

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I am certain that most people online leap to anger before searching for understanding

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no one is talking about this

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i want them to get de'anthony melton. melton!

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nuggets gotta bring gary harris back

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westbrook to the nuggets would make nooooooo sense

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listen to Turtle Pond Hangout

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yeah i thought that movie was extremely mid. i don't need a fake-deep godzilla movie

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'Wilmes writes in bursts, often shouts at no one, and drinks 300 mg of caffeine to play 40 minutes of tennis'

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Joes new balance outlet dot com baby

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I am a roughly 38 year old man

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just saw that wynton marsalis has election takes. lol okay man, thanks

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[listening to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah's self-titled debut] this is that shit that got Obama elected

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Fuck all your doomposting. No one who has ever accomplished anything did it by giving up and whining that there was nothing to do, the bad guys won and we are all doomed. Defeatism is death.

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Bro liberal panic is so funny

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i think we all knew joe biden was real old and pretty unwell. maybe a bunch of people were in denial, and are now finally fighting through that. when they do, they will get to where the rest of us have been: "i don't care. that dying piece of shit is still our best option."

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didn't watch a second of the debate, not going to, and you won't convince me that it has changed anything

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i'm super nervous about tonight's big event, which is me playing tennis against my friend nick

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pronouncing it Link Dan. it's just one guy

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ESPN loves to put people who are bad at being on tv on your screen

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the crack-up between malone and booth seems to be the defining concern for me

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ah okay. i think it's a net positive given how crappy he was becoming and malone's tendency to play him too much

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what are they trading for

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a lot of people would welcome bush now????????

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thank you for this: "(For a show set in Chicago, The Bear’s interest in that city’s illustrious musical history is fanatically Caucasian, running the gamut from Wilco to Smashing Pumpkins to more Wilco with a generous helping of Pearl Jam thrown in, presumably because Eddie Vedder is a Cubs fan.)"

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they should do a ray romano vampire movie

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PHONE309.BMF

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the bulls are back

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the thing i will remember most about jamaal bowman is how he horny-posted for nia long when the ime udoka rumors began

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a heads up on a thing i'll be doing:

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this album is my mf'in happy place

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jaws drop at the sight of the Pizza Lobo beer garden

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