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Willie Fitzgerald
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Ahhh yes, William Shakespeare.... born in Trend-on-Watford
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Mr. Lunch Writer, editor, galoot. Stories in Joyland, Boulevard, StoryQuarterly and elsewhere. Contributing Editor at American Short Fiction.
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Willie Fitzgerald
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Ahhh yes, William Shakespeare.... born in Trend-on-Watford
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ceej
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DUKE: This claimant is a pretender! All know the heir was lost at sea! CHANCELLOR: Enough! What say ye, stranger? ME: (slowly peeling off my sock to reveal one very long toe) CHANCELLOR: By God, he has the Royal Toe! CROWD: (murmuring) The Royal Toe…
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Alex Higley
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It’s good and it’s also very good
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Willie Fitzgerald
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The Posts Genius
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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Jeff Stormer
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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)
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Willie Fitzgerald
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this is incredible
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No Context Achewood
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Willie Fitzgerald
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest
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blaine capatch
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(Jerry Lewis voice) A Quiet Place DAY ONE
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Willie Fitzgerald
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I'm not the Step Dad, I'm the Dad from the Steppe—and my Scythian Brethren and I Will Teach this Child the Way of the Horse
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Willie Fitzgerald
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I downloaded a bunch of Pavement songs and one of them was "Penelope," which was a Pinback song mislabelled as a Pavement song. And that's how I got really into Pinback
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Willie Fitzgerald
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p sure the original poster deleted their twitter account but the niche tweet I think about most often, at least in the last year or two, is a reply to a DALL-E grid of "Steve Brule Neon Genesis Evangelion": "get in the robot shingus...... if you want" I can hear it perfectly
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Willie Fitzgerald
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sometimes you see a quartet of guys and you just know they've played ultimate frisbee together.
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Willie Fitzgerald
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You got it! Kirk Stamps, simple as
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filth_waste
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there’s only going to be two hits pal: 1) me hitting you and 2) billy ocean’s “caribbean queen”
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Willie Fitzgerald
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that's just the power, man, of the internet. um. 5000
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Willie Fitzgerald
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Decathlon. next question
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Willie Fitzgerald
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There’s a somewhat famous storyline in the swamp thing comics where, by communing with plants, Swamp Thing ends up as the cross Jesus was crucified on. In other words, yes ST is timeless.
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Willie Fitzgerald
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really not sure why James Carville doesn't use his lich magic to juice Biden up a bit. At this point they'd be stupid not to try it
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Elizabeth McCracken
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Happy July 4th, everyone!
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ceej
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The stranger who knocked my door seeking shelter offered naught but a grunt of thanks till, over stew, announcing the sound of rats in my granary! Anon, I rushed out but saw the grain intact, whereupon returning found the shape of a devilish penis pressed into my bowl of custard. Strange magics…
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Willie Fitzgerald
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He’s saying “mmMh!” After each one and dabbing both sides of his mouth with a napkin
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Willie Fitzgerald
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this is a v good homer
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Willie Fitzgerald
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doing a bit here because the truth of it—an anti-abortion catholic writing a "here's why you shouldn't vote" op ed *on July 4th* while abortion is on the ballot in several places and is overwhelmingly popular—makes me incandescently angry
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Willie Fitzgerald
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ZACH LOWE: Give the NYT editorial board credit — they've built a deep, versatile bench of smug, fart-huffing contrarians. BOBBY MARKS: I— LOWE: AND BY THE WAY, they're doing this mostly through free agency. MARKS: So— LOWE: Stephens, Walther, both pickups supporting the Douthat/Brooks backcourt.
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Anya Taylor-Ham
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oh shit is that depiglio again
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Willie Fitzgerald
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Dink Pate