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Report: Nuclear War Sounds Fucking Amazing Right Now
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This is the most perfect Onion statement since the five bladed razor.
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Ditto. I apparently have PTSD from election night 2016 and I just can't do this.
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That was the highlight, as far as I can tell. I checked out two minutes ago. There just isn't enough bourbon in my house.
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I don't know, but I hope it's strong.
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I found that irradiating my transverse colon helped more than the bleach injections.
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You liver thanks you.
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Damn, Joe sounds old. I mean, TFG still sounds like a complete nutjob hopped up on meth, but Joe's having trouble getting a compete sentence out. Maybe they should have given him a little something.
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Benadryl.
Er, I mean a glass of warm milk.
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With those boxes, please tell me your not playing it as a drinking game. 25 shots is a lot.
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You say that like it's a problem.
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Those are the moderators? Ugh. I wish I hadn't learned that.
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In impact? Not much. But the latter implies ignorance while the former implies intent.
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You. I like you.
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I'm not sure that the moderators don't know how to follow up or fact check, but I guarantee that they won't actually do it.
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Use. Properly.
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Holy crap. 2006, I should have read that before now. Thank you for sharing.
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That's one of those quotes that totally works in context. And is so damn weird on its own.
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I'm not going to judge. That stuff with the swan was entirely out of line though.
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I'm not sure I have enough booze in the house for this one.
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WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT
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Perfect.
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Apologies - that was only intended to be an expression of disgust and disbelief.
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WTAF is wrong with that state and the AG's office?
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OMG yes. I can't tell you how many people I've spoken with don't get that SF and fantasy aren't just about the spaceships and magic wands.
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I saw 99% Latimer ads and maybe 75% of those were attack ads. Saw a couple Bowman ads in the last few days, but too little too late.
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