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Witchlaser

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I am literally only on the internet to post pictures of my butt.

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lifestyle aesthetic where you dress and act like a future Agent 47 target call that garrotagecore

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me, @ lillith: It said your card decline maam it says you got no money It says you ass out on the corner with a cup it says rent was due two weeks ago and payday was three ice cubes and a nickel it say you got less paper than plastic trees it said your bread is yeast free it dont rise maam you broke

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stumbles over themselves in increasing frustration and is incapacitated slapstick style dudes just fallin off ledges and whackin themselves in the groin

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i want a period drama about eunuchs and concubines except it's shot like a reality show and it's called something like "real housewives of the forbidden city"

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im gonna press the like button with zero awareness or what today is c:

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raziel was the first undead femboy in gaming send tweet

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it tastes fine you're just being a bottom about it

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this is hilarious but also gurl u at a show why are u playing dnd

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the cool thing about warframe's monetization model is getting to seriously ask yourself if the money towards cosmetics and not grinding for gear is better spent on IRL latex and weapons like, do you realize you can just buy leather ass-lift leggings and a sword? don't let your dreams be dreams

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I'm a cruel goddess with knee pain and brain problems

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river lethe's avatar river lethe @synthriver.bsky.social
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i think estrogen could have saved dracula flow. she just forgot that she's her

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river lethe's avatar river lethe @synthriver.bsky.social
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peg a sister? hang on, maybe mlp was on to something

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i saw the tv glow isn't about dysphoria or being trans or any of that stuff actually. it's about how much the service industry fucking SUCKS

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thoughts and prayers for that one Boob Wound healing some time this goddamned year

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I'm not using "big sis" as part of an incest kink, I'm using "big sis" because I have anime poisoning and it's a show of respect and deference to someone who can fold you into a pretzel and throw you overhand

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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abolish golf 🖤 🏳️‍⚧️

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river lethe's avatar river lethe @synthriver.bsky.social
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immovable capitalism vs unstoppable toddler with a gun

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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Women's mental health ✊

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*lookin a gift horse dead-ass in the mouth* oh hell yeah I love gifts and also opportunities to commit a faux pas

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Chloé Stawski 's avatar Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social
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I freaking love Urasawa

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river lethe's avatar river lethe @synthriver.bsky.social
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if you have cold dead hands you better believe I will pry stuff from them because I am The Cold Dead Hands Pryer and there is no quenching my thirst for prying

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if a discord has more than ten channels it has one channel, general, and then several rocks which mods tell discussions they don't want to moderate to go hide under

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I don't have it in me to copy and paste vaste swathes of porn 😩

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now that I'm off work, it's time to click through fifty spoilered yuri images on discord like a feral kobold introduced to bubble wrap

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Iana's avatar Iana @gummigirl.bsky.social
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First dress I grabbed from the bin. Suitably slutty for an evening in. 😘

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Typewriter Monke's avatar Typewriter Monke @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
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Ok let's go. Pills that make you green.

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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Electrical lines above me are making a constant, low crackling noise. I feel like I’m that girl who does cereal experiments or whatever

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that reminds me I probably should've posted the pre-hrt photo I was comparing myself to on here

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I need context to decide how mad I am about this

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'this' better be some fun new pronoun for me or another gf of yours

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river lethe's avatar river lethe @synthriver.bsky.social
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this pins me to the bed and cuts off my panties with a knife

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why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only I was once bitten by a lesbian, and it apparently transmits along vampire rules

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happy topless push day to those who celebrate

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I had a dei thing where the racial discrimination segment was literally about italian-americans being assumed to enjoy pasta as if trying to fuck up the entire exercise on purpose

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broke: training like vegeta trying to catch up to goku woke: building a weapon to surpass metal gear

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Goran's avatar Goran @gorangligovic.bsky.social
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Thor's helmet should emote like Asterix's, my only deeply held superhero opinion

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Edmonds Scanner's avatar Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social
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It's ok if you haven't finished your novel yet. It's ok if you haven't made the bed. It's ok if you haven't broken free of your chrysalis, unfurled your great black wings, and spread moss & gloom across the wildlands. There's still time.

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I want one of those Reate gravity-karambits even though I know, intellectually, all it will do is cut my own fingers trying to do tricks with it

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Vi Duffy's avatar Vi Duffy @privateduffy.bsky.social
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Can we fast forward time to the point where I'm someone's latex girlfriend? 🥺

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do the rainbow chips (???) at least taste good

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gracie 🐾's avatar gracie 🐾 @graciedragon.bsky.social
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My dealer a therian call that my tail plug

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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At this point ‘single-player dev team pivots to ongoing live service game’ is a prospect with the same connotations as ‘world-spanning empire invades Afghanistan’

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Zillidan 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Zillidan 🏳️‍⚧️ @zillidan.bsky.social
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I just think this is really cool

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starting to wonder if I'm just a lesbian who happens to like boys that could've been girls

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