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What if Biden and Trump both just die today. Natural causes. They got so scared of a firework they just had a heart attack and died.

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Sysfin's avatar Sysfin @sysfin.bsky.social
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It would solve a lot of discourses.

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๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ's avatar ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ @candlelocks.bsky.social
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i will believe in god again. i swear on my life

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Casket's avatar Casket @casketjones.bsky.social
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like to charge, reblog to cast

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The Sisko's avatar The Sisko @patbits.bsky.social
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wildmonkeysectsโ„ข 's avatar wildmonkeysectsโ„ข @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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Mud wrestling between Harris and Haley on pay per view instead of debates. It could happen.

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PatrickRS's avatar PatrickRS @paaatrick.bsky.social
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This is literally the best outcome I can hope for right now

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Jessie ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ฯ•'s avatar Jessie ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ฯ• @jessisamess.gay
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i would celebrate the 4th of July every year if that happened

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Mx. "900 ft." JS Carter Gilson // ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar Mx. "900 ft." JS Carter Gilson // ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us
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Maybe the eagle can finish the job this time, and then do the other one. Patriotic AF way to preserve democracy.

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Joseph 's avatar Joseph @chaosos.bsky.social
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Serious answer: Republican party collapsed, Democrats have a clean path forward with President Harris at the top of the ticket. There's nobody else on the right who can keep their coalition together, it's the unique value of King Donald.

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tbd's avatar tbd @tumescentnumpty.bsky.social
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It's no can of pepsi, but it could be a step towards healing the nation with a can of pepsi.

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Georgia @ Sun Princess.jpg's avatar Georgia @ Sun Princess.jpg @geohen17.bsky.social
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The Republican power struggle with no heir apparent would be sooo funny

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ramza saddiq's avatar ramza saddiq @heartgold.xyz
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I would become religious and build a mosque.

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Comix Thomas 's avatar Comix Thomas @comixthomas.bsky.social
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Kamala Harris becomes the new democratic candidate and the Republicans have a bunch of eels fight in a bucket full of diarrhea to see which one becomes their new candidate

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Cj Rabbit๐Ÿ‡'s avatar Cj Rabbit๐Ÿ‡ @rhino-0s.bsky.social
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Then Kamala Harris becomes president of the United states!!!! OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฅฅ

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Nemo ๐Ÿค 's avatar Nemo ๐Ÿค  @sirnemo.bsky.social
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scott dagostino's avatar scott dagostino @scottdagostino.bsky.social
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one can only dream...

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Alli Thomas's avatar Alli Thomas @alliartist.bsky.social
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A Fourth of July miracle

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Mezentine's avatar Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social
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I've been trying to manifest

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Blue Witch, Cassandra's avatar Blue Witch, Cassandra @bluewitchcassandra.bsky.social
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I mean, it's clear Trump's handlers like him better. They're definitely going to get the little guy one of those Thunder jackets or something.

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Robin Broshi's avatar Robin Broshi @eastsidegadfly.bsky.social
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Weโ€™d be one heartbeat away from President Michael Johnson who, when assuming power after secret service turns on Kamala, would use his new presidential powers to drone strike everyone who has a masturbation relapse

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SpiderDork's avatar SpiderDork @spiderdork.bsky.social
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we've established Kamala as the funniest possible Dem replacement but which idiot fascist on the Republican side would be the funniest matchup

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michael 's avatar michael @gaydog.bsky.social
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president harris has a big july 5th party

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Will Arther's avatar Will Arther @willarther.bsky.social
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Could we be that lucky

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ 's avatar daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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if I had to work with either of them I'd constantly be jumping out around corners like HAA!

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Ax, Yer Pal, Yer Satan, Yer Sun's avatar Ax, Yer Pal, Yer Satan, Yer Sun @axamoretl.bsky.social
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Don't get my hopes up like this Gita. It's mean.

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omg PLEASEEEEEE

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tommy k's avatar tommy k @djtommypizza.bsky.social
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they died in each others arms like Adams and Jefferson before them

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its moira's avatar its moira @m01r4.bsky.social
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from your lips,

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Adrian Giddings's avatar Adrian Giddings @cunabula.bsky.social
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I have been rather amused by the idea that it's the terribly unhealthy and almost equally old one who might die first. That would be funny amidst all the hand wringing about Biden.

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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oh no (๐Ÿ˜)

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