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What if Biden and Trump both just die today. Natural causes. They got so scared of a firework they just had a heart attack and died.
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it's gita time@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social |
What if Biden and Trump both just die today. Natural causes. They got so scared of a firework they just had a heart attack and died.
32 replies 32 reposts 317 likes
Sysfin
@sysfin.bsky.social
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It would solve a lot of discourses.
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@candlelocks.bsky.social
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i will believe in god again. i swear on my life
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Casket
@casketjones.bsky.social
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like to charge, reblog to cast
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The Sisko
@patbits.bsky.social
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wildmonkeysectsโข
@wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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Mud wrestling between Harris and Haley on pay per view instead of debates. It could happen.
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PatrickRS
@paaatrick.bsky.social
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This is literally the best outcome I can hope for right now
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Jessie ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ฯ
@jessisamess.gay
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i would celebrate the 4th of July every year if that happened
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Mx. "900 ft." JS Carter Gilson // ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
@jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us
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Maybe the eagle can finish the job this time, and then do the other one. Patriotic AF way to preserve democracy.
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Joseph
@chaosos.bsky.social
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Serious answer: Republican party collapsed, Democrats have a clean path forward with President Harris at the top of the ticket. There's nobody else on the right who can keep their coalition together, it's the unique value of King Donald.
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tbd
@tumescentnumpty.bsky.social
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It's no can of pepsi, but it could be a step towards healing the nation with a can of pepsi.
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Georgia @ Sun Princess.jpg
@geohen17.bsky.social
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The Republican power struggle with no heir apparent would be sooo funny
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ramza saddiq
@heartgold.xyz
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I would become religious and build a mosque.
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Comix Thomas
@comixthomas.bsky.social
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Kamala Harris becomes the new democratic candidate and the Republicans have a bunch of eels fight in a bucket full of diarrhea to see which one becomes their new candidate
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Cj Rabbit๐
@rhino-0s.bsky.social
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Then Kamala Harris becomes president of the United states!!!! OMG ๐ฑ๐ฅฐ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ด๐ฅฅ๐บ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ท๐ด๐ฅฅ
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Nemo ๐ค
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scott dagostino
@scottdagostino.bsky.social
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โโงหโกโฑAsmodeus Vulcanโฑโฎโ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โฟ HATES NAZI's
@asmodeusvulcan.bsky.social
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one can only dream...
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Alli Thomas
@alliartist.bsky.social
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A Fourth of July miracle
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Mezentine
@mezentine.bsky.social
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I've been trying to manifest
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Blue Witch, Cassandra
@bluewitchcassandra.bsky.social
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I mean, it's clear Trump's handlers like him better. They're definitely going to get the little guy one of those Thunder jackets or something.
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Robin Broshi
@eastsidegadfly.bsky.social
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Weโd be one heartbeat away from President Michael Johnson who, when assuming power after secret service turns on Kamala, would use his new presidential powers to drone strike everyone who has a masturbation relapse
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SpiderDork
@spiderdork.bsky.social
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we've established Kamala as the funniest possible Dem replacement but which idiot fascist on the Republican side would be the funniest matchup
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michael
@gaydog.bsky.social
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president harris has a big july 5th party
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Will Arther
@willarther.bsky.social
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Could we be that lucky
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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
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if I had to work with either of them I'd constantly be jumping out around corners like HAA!
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Ax, Yer Pal, Yer Satan, Yer Sun
@axamoretl.bsky.social
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Don't get my hopes up like this Gita. It's mean.
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omg PLEASEEEEEE
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tommy k
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they died in each others arms like Adams and Jefferson before them
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its moira
@m01r4.bsky.social
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from your lips,
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Adrian Giddings
@cunabula.bsky.social
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I have been rather amused by the idea that it's the terribly unhealthy and almost equally old one who might die first. That would be funny amidst all the hand wringing about Biden.
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Ayo
@darrylayo.bsky.social
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oh no (๐)
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