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tommy k

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be the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van

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"I know you are but what am I" is always a major party platform in a functional society

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interesting if true

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I hope if he does, he does it the first day of the RNC

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this will be reflected in his annual performance review

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we need to chase them off this site like they did on threads

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boy this is a fucking embarrassing new low for you. you should just delete this account too like you did on threads

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he's not asleep he's Joementarily resting his eyes

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$35/day is better than nothing but giving me the one check that my mobile deposit absolutely can't read (when they should already have my direct deposit info from filing taxes!) just adds insult to injury

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as if jury duty wasn't an enormous bore and waste of time, the system couldn't even bother to cut me a check that I can deposit

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the Founding Fathers to King George III (1776, colorized)

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they died in each others arms like Adams and Jefferson before them

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I can't wait for his next paper -- "boys will be boys" about professional sports

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didn't she also attend a public gathering during a global pandemic? probably not a good call in hindsight

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you help tug my sleigh up this small hill?

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if you're in line to heckle Kathy Hochul STAY IN LINE

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Carlo Acutis, a devout 15-year-old who died of leukemia in 2006, has been officially recognized by Pope Francis as a saint, becoming the first of the millennial generation to be given the title. What do you think? www.theonion.com/pope-francis...

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all of this sound and fury can just as easily represent the dying gasps of the republican party as a national institution, if we make it so

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i have so much boundless contempt for these pathetic white men, who were blessed enough to be born in one of the few attempts at multiracial democracy in the world, and who panic at being no more valued than anyone else to the extent that they'd blow it all up and go back to divine right of kings

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Underrated actor. He got work. RIP Gene Parmesan

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👏 a jibbering cadaver might be the best descriptor I've seen of him in quite a while

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not a restaurant technically but Adam's Gyros was a food truck in Minneapolis that I loved to pick up in the summertime before the pandemic

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