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William Butler Yeets

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RCTID BAON🌲|πŸ“·|πŸ„|πŸ§€|⚽|πŸ₯–|🐦 He/Him, antifa knight chevalier, sometimes occultist, carnivorous plant liker. himbo priest of the summer cult. β˜‰ Cancer, ☽ Aries, β†Ÿ Gemini


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blumats are plugged into pre-wetted dirt, i believe all air is removed from the siphon tubes, hopefully i'll be able to notice that they're working out not before i head to the coast on sunday

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would

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I just need $1100 to get my car back from the body shop. It was $3600 total, my insurance is absolutely worthless, I have the rest, this is all I need. I will give ridiculously awesome print specials to make this happen so I can be independent again!

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have you ever been in a crawlspace?

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this is the last day of me being 35, and i just today learned that "formula 1" does not refer to a particular type of fuel the cars are required to use

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101Β°f outside. THEY'RE NOT THERE. WHAT'S THE MATTER, NOT ENOUGH SHINE FOR YOU? seems these layabout olds are actually only interested in a relatively narrow range of conditions

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today is nonidi 19 Messidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXII, celebrating the cherry

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accept

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curses!

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i have not, after 3 stores i called off the hunt for the day there's plenty of like, patio shades out there and stuff like that, but i was looking for something more like 40% than 70-90% which seems to be most of what's available

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do people not use shade cloth in their gardens anymore? two hardware stores and a bimart and nothin

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henry II/harry potter crossover: meddlesome priests and how to ice them

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some haven't totally flipped over or dried out yet so they got left in, but there's garlics!

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it sounds like a fucking warzone in my suburban ass neighborhood, and the big fireworks are illegal in my state for use by individuals but the cops don't give a single fuck every year

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i smell blood in the water

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frankly i have more questions about the puppet than the tall man

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lol my niece and nephew were very excited for "the loud fireworks" and kept asking if the next one was gonna be loud, then we finally got to the loud ones and they were instantly scared of them and watched the rest hiding behind my sister

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eagle time! they are not very intelligent birds! πŸͺΆ

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this is boof

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today is octidi 18 Messidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXII, celebrating vetchling

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inventing a pseudonym but it's just changing my middle initial

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how could rishi sunak lose so hard after he did everything??? he even namechecked sandwiches!

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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Humph! in my poor, insignificant opinion, I regard this as queer.

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birds! Osprey and a Barred Owl πŸͺΆ

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k-hive typos

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fuck yeah up at 5am for holiday bird walk

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Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man’s eyes aloft to that heaven

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my garlics are nearly ready to harvest

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gotta prioritize them birds

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tbh while the interlude among the edur and the letheri was entertaining and the dynamic of tehol and bugg fantastic, very glad to see some familiar malaz names in this dramatis personae

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malazan 6 THE BONEHUNTERS begins now

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i went to the criminal henchmen convention and nobody knew nothin'

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a french buddy is a bonhomie

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HOW TO FIX THE SUPREME COURT 1 appointed from birth 2 not allowed to have any property 3 educated by blind prophets 4 all decisions made while suspended over a pit with sulfur fumes 5 never allowed to know what money is 6 number of justices equal to congressional representatives

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VERY PSYCHED ABOUT IT

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VACATION BRAIN NO THOUGHTS JUST GONNA HAVE A BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY THEN LOOK AT WATER AND BIRDS AND NEAT ROCKS

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today is septidi 17 Messidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXII, celebrating currant

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Maybe we should be talking about credible allegations of Trump sexually assaulting twelve year olds with the assistance of Epstein!

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I BETTER SEE HIM TOMORROW #JOEBITEN FORTY SIX HOT DOGS

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25 minutes till vacation my brain doesn't work anymore it's absurd to make me work the day before my vacation time

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WE'VE BEEN MOOTS BUT STILL WEATHER UPDATE THIS WEEKEND IS LOOKING BOILING, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY 100-105 HIGHS, NEXT WEEK IN THE 90S, I WILL BE ESCAPING TO THE IMMEDIATE PACIFIC COAST

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that's cool also but i assume the nyt would have a week of headlines about how it's supposed to be a distraction

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JOE BIDEN 4TH OF JULY NATHAN'S FAMOUS HOTDOG CONTEST CHAMPION INSPIRE THE PEOPLE, JOE 46TH PRESIDENT, 46 HOTDOGS A SMALL PRICE TO WIN THE LOVE OF A NATIONY

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tbh i think it just requires biden doing an interview, spouting off some of his malarkey talk, and making a few disparaging jokes about the nyt and it'll be fine

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