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35/they/them/YOTE Provider of cool coyote facts. Ace/Aro anhedonic misanthrope How can I bother you today?

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I'm tired of seeing people complain about fireworks. Fireworks are great except for the fire risks that they have. And how they negatively impact the environment. And how they scare my pets. And how they can trigger a variety of mental health issues. And how they- (1/98)

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Human Resources purpose is also to Serve and Protect but its a little less subtle as to who and what. Mostly because Human Resources doesnt get like 50 movies and 10 procedurals every year (thank hell)

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August is almost over, so here's some of my fave swimsuit pics I've done in the last few years!!

πŸ”Ά portzebie.com #furry #furryart

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Charles Nelson Reilly as Wesker from Resident Evil 5

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YOTE SAINT LAURENT 𓃦 @ AC's avatar YOTE SAINT LAURENT 𓃦 @ AC @alakaizam.bsky.social
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dude 😭

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*Makes a sound like Nosferatu stubbing his toe* (or the archvile pain sound from doom 2, for those familiar)

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Hes Canadian anyway, he should just be glad Kendrick didnt drop this Monday

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Connections Puzzle #389 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ

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The ones celebrating the most today are also the ones destroying democracy in this country. It never was about the constitution or freedom. It was always about consolidating power for a select few, and a whole lot of helpful idiots that made it happen.

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Enjoy your hockey pucks, corn products, and tinnitis.

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I fast on the fourth of july. I walk around and smell all the barbeque which naturally makes my stomach growl and the acid gnaw at my ulcer. For anybody other than those happy about the events of the past week, today transcends mourning. Today should literally hurt.

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Im not interested in one. Im just saying we cant all be Homer Simpson more than anything.

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Christmas is repugnant mostly because it lasts a whole month or two. Least favorite TIME of year. But 4th of July might be my least favorite single day of the year. The worst kind of pride by day and explosions by night. Disgusting.

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FIREWORKS explode like magnified gunfire in the exquisitely sensitive ears of all creatures. Many: Bees don't go back to their hives; Birds have panic attacks; Wild animals abandon dens; Fish perish eating debris; Companion animals have anxiety; Humans have PTSD. Please be aware. Thank you :-)}

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We cant all have BFs or good food so pardon my penance.

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Gideon AKA Boeboe's avatar Gideon AKA Boeboe @iheartboeboe.bsky.social
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Today we celebrate America's freedom from uhhh... Ummmm... Hm.

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Hannah is resting 🟑's avatar Hannah is resting 🟑 @hannah.the-void.social
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Just finished up a banner for tomorrow. It feels really good to create again, it's the first time in a long time.

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Where is it compared to Emperor of the Night. Also, I may have to do the Pinocchio Gauntlet

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And when I'm sad. Just, really sad, I watch trailcam footage of coyotes playing and having a good time. By many definitions they are possibly the most reviled mammals in current American "culture". It gives me some semblance of pleasure to see them happy.

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I got really freaking high once and couldnt stop thinking about that bass hook being played on a church organ and that concept has appeared in no less than three nightmares since then.

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More annoying still is that Gary Cole went to high school like ten miles from where I grew up so one of my moms friends that I'm friends with is also friends with him from actually going to high school together so every like two months Facebook recommends him and its just salt in the damn wound.

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I have the same name as a racecar driver. One time my dad ran into Gary Cole in a bar in California. Gary Cole played the dad of Ricky Bobby in the Ricky Bobby movie and Dad had me confirm my name so he could claim his son was a REAL racecar driver and that was one of the low points in my life.

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let me make this clear: not voting is a vote for trump. voting for a third party is also a vote for trump. you might think voting for biden is safe but no sorry those votes go to trump too. votes for trump himself however get stored in an unused walk in freezer at mar a lago and count toward 2028.

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The day millennials get any financial favor is the day Charlie Brown kicks that football.

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And all the legalized gambling and slot machines.

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I at best resent my family members and oftentimes hate them but i at least dont think about them until they contact me or its near a holiday. And this is why i hate most holidays.

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#hourly #yote api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/98184506_10220160153147080_3467498639054602240_o.jpg

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Yes we know about the banal evil of neoliberalism and the freakishly over the top evil of trumpism. But what about the cartoonish, Saturday morning "what practical use is this for ANYBODY" evil we were told about when we were five and kinda wrote off as ridiculous when we were six? Lets find out!

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Its a shame he already picked his VP because if he made a ticket with Noem we could at least see how much the Cruella DeVille demographic factprs into polls. You know, for science.

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Its a realm a dare not venture but is Catholic Rock even a thing? They did all their songs hundreds of years ago. "Let it Be" I guess?

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Lauren McKenzie [free πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ]'s avatar Lauren McKenzie [free πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ] @themckenziest.gay
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Remember when the Biden administration helped Israel sell all of those oil licenses for Palestinian land that they didn’t have access to yet?

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Last couple weeks I have just been more anhedonic than usual. Im not into anything at all and I dont know if events have shifted priorities and interests or if Im just broken. Not sure where to go or what to do (dont mock me by suggesting therapy, as if I could afford that)

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And then you just do that Leonardo Pointing meme when it shows up on tumblr or jeopardy or whatever.

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Cask of Amontillados story line is the Language Arts equivalent to what the Mitochondria does and what the pythagrean theorem is. They are the trinity of "things they teach you in high school that, even if you enter that field, dont cone up nearly as much as expected. Yet they just happen to appear"

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I still dont think it was ever going to happen. Between Mutually Assured Destruction and the Scorched Earth policies, nobody in power in USA or USSR would be willing to let consequences ever reach their doorstep. But if the commoners thought it could happen, then who would ever try to change stuff?

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The Boomers are just the first generation to have been born and raised ENTIRELY on that mentality without having encountered a REAL existential one (nuclear holocaust was manufactured after Cuba Missile crisis, and that held no bearing on anybody born after 1946s personal opinion in the booth)

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This whole country, from its inception is built on illusions and delusions. This past century of unchecked consumerism combined with the lack of real existential threats by way of military might, geographic location, and carnal myopia has made this blight of a nation cruel to the point of danger.

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opening 3 slots for cΓΈmmissiΓΈns!!

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My off the cuff answer is two fold. 1. The illusion of choice in a ratchet strap "democracy" has to make it seem like there are changes in power. 2. Election coverage is just sports for nerds. It has to look like a contest down til the wire otherwise people will stop watching. Also, ad money.

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