The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social

Behold, the Cool S Sword.

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Greyn @greyn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

Okay, now I know how the pinnacle of cooldom looks like! 😂 and it looks epic AF! 🔥😎

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cagey ratfish 🐟🐈‍⬛🎨🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

it's magnificent!!

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

This is fucking amazing dude

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robeagle @robeagle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

this could challenge The Master Sword!

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littlenomad @littlenomad.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

So THAT’S why the Narsil broke.

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PRETTY DEAD UNICORN @prettydeadunicorn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Is it for sale? I'll buy that for sure

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TheoRobArtist @theorobartist.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

It has a +5 if you are a middle schooler.

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@greenheartwords.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

Sean Connery would choose it for $200

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Anders @effektbryter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 09:15 UTC

Looks difficult to clean

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erra lour🐍snake ur time⏳ @bandit-o-s.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

DOPE

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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

Is it sandcast? The texture on the majority of the blade is throwing me.

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art toast @toasty.cx [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

this is the greatest execution of a shitpost i have ever seen

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

Now we need the S and slightly different S sword.

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Eve Harms @eveharms.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

@diebooth.bsky.social did u see

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John Benoit @johnbenoit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Perfect for fans of the Locked Tomb series 😂

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Art SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

I remember when we started to talk on twitter; and I just think it's so awesome your art is getting so much attention on this platform 💪

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Curt Gebers @curtgebers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

/ \ / | \ | | | | | | \ | / \ \ / \ | | | | | | \ | / \ / word

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@slappylongballs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

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Sam Crutsinger 📺 🔊 🎬 💉x5 @samcrut.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

So metal.

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Aemeth @aemeth.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

wielding this to tell silly jokes and slay my enemies

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Mike Fang @mikefang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Gonna have to get the Dwarven Dad stamp of approval before any RPG character of mine wields it.

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Toa @toacat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

My middle school notebook Final Fantasy-obsessed doodles coming to life!

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Chris, Angry Anarchist @calmicc.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

Reminds me of the Fierce Deity sword from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, because I am a huge nerd

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Merrick that's it just Merrick 👍 @merrickmonroe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

Holy shit 😂😍 Masterfully crafted!

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Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 11:55 UTC

THE STUSSY STABBER

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Under the Deep Bluesky @swarbie.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

Duuuuuude that’s so cool!

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Wil @wilwelch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

That's certainly edgy... badum ts...

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Stardancer System @stardancers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

🔥: It is a sword but spelled with a cool s instead of a regular s.

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Pecker Checker, MD @cockdoc.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

🚨 @cheatlines.co 🚨

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Raven Amos (½ of CubelightGFX) 🦖🐉🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

I'm in awe, no joke

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John Omage @johnomage.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 06:36 UTC

Ah! Excalibur! King Arthur is finally pleased.

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Bryan McIntosh @physbryan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Forged from an entire generation's worth of three-ring binders, the Cool S Sword will not vanquish your enemies but they WILL think you're cool enough to not bother being enemies with anymore.

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Fetch @ameliafetch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

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Jessica @pretendofriendo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

The Stucssey Blade!

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ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 𝔏𝔞𝔡𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔎𝔫𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔰 @clove.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

LFGGGGG

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(18+) Raspberry Snow @razzdazzle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

The Blade of Stussy: Does 6d9 cold damage.

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@8lackarma.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

Dear god, it's glorious. This needs to be in a video game.. 😂

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Captain Lila (definitely not a puppy in a lion costume) @captainlila.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

Amazing

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@jsnavely.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

@bobsforpine.bsky.social fyi

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Maximum Chonk @apharmd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

The somersloop Saber

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@parkerfiftyone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

I can draw this sword! ...and I don't just mean from the scabbard.

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costrike @costrike.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

Beheld

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Cake 🍰 @8cake.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 07:45 UTC

The freaking guard on it too. This is so beautiful, there are tears in my eyes.

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Stove Chops @pliable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Stussy sword! Dope!

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Aspid 🔞Art 🟨🟦 @aspid.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

You mean the Cool S-Word)

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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Behold the mighty S-caliber!

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Dr. Wombat @aspyre.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Super rad!

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Claire (nice) @eclaire.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

was it two bars that you welded the end on? you got those corners so sharp looking!

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Evilsmiff @evilsmiff.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 07:28 UTC

Well that’s one way to twist the knife in the wound.

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Pedro Giglio @jigu.com.br [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

"that's one cool S sword right there"

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David Laus @dlausactor6373.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

I call it… S-Calibur!

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Mixeduppainter @mixeduppainter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

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Jens @jensgclausen.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 07:55 UTC

That's a dagger! No, hear me out: In the future it will become a dagger...

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Bravekaze @bravekaze.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

Oooh, awesome~ 💚

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CornPop @usmc.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

Looks like a nazi flag

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Roslyn Reid @the-moonshadow.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Oh wow. Didja pull it out of a rock? 😄

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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

this could cut through a geometry textbook in a single swipe

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Shay Khan @wdude94.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

@verasnowfire.bsky.social rate this sord

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spacegray (barf invariant type) @notnotknope.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

æsahættr vibes

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Torr Leonard 🧵 @torrleonard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

I’m shocked that Stüssy made a comeback 😝

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Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

God damn it's so COOL

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BLINDSIGHT Speedrun Crucifix Glitchless Any% @perich.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

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Vasmeth @vasmeth.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Love this so much! <3

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Lloyd Christmas @mybrainhurts.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

This is how I die. With honor, in battle, by a SSSSword

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

lmao this is amazing

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junebug @junebugfox.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

gladiuS

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Nyla Smokeyface @nylasmokeyface.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 07:07 UTC

It looks like those graffiti S's!

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شهروند... @justdream6.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 07:57 UTC

Nice desing but jut that!😅

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Bottomboy412 @bottomboy412.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Beautiful!!!

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Colin D Connick (Mystid Story OC) @colindc.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Hell yeah! That looks sick!

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Ellie and cats @brynstar7.xyz [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Dang!

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Swords are cool and this is the coolest of them

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@mrfuriousx.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

Wait....is it an S Sword. Or is an 8 Sword?🤔😁

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Ginanjar @ginanjar.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Can this use to qurban?

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The Guillotine Shouter @guillotineshout.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

Oh sweet Moradin

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Help support an artist who makes dumb stuff like this and also good things on occasion! I truly appreciate it!

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こへ　スマブラ練習相手募集 @k0e3.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

The cool s should be added as an emoji if not an actual, standard symbol/character in a font.

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@sunnyboii.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

You don't even need to attack anyone, just the sight of this blade and enemies buckle on its coolness

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Davis @davis.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

It turned out amazing!! Btw, I’m still curious if you plan to sell it… 🙂

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Wyles @stolsen.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

My bored high school past self just got really excited to see this.

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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 13:49 UTC

It’s coming was foretold. Verily those that carry the sword shall be know as “that guy” wherein everyone shall listen to them spake cool things.

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B @bside.foo [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

@sarahsmile.bsky.social found your sword

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