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Zander Hulme ~♪

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Noisemaker • dad • director of Supertonic • bi 💖💜💙🏳️‍🌈 • (he/him)

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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

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I wrote some really dumb music today and I'm very proud

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What are these, biscuits for ants?

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When are they going to invent a crumbless biscuit?

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A girlfriend is an independent energy force. By combining it with para-magic, it is possible to control tremendous energy. Memory loss is a possible side effect, but this has not been proven as of yet.

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Make sure you set your font size to very large in your reply, they might be hard of hearing

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How I introduce myself in an icebreaker session

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Why make two categories when everyone fits in one?

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Doubling down on the gender binary so hard you come out the other side and now believe there is only one gender

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Using AI feels a lot like phoning a librarian who is also a compulsive liar

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Neurotypical people can't look up

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I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way

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Yeah wow, hop to it! I want to see the results haha

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Such a goddamn icon 🤩 I aspire towards his more everyday wear, but I don't yet have the confidence to try pulling off rainbow glitter in the hair and a giant surfboard guitar

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Nutbush started playing on the radio, my involuntary feet movements almost resulting in a series of rhythmically sequenced car accidents

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game design tip: spice up any game by adding the ability to solve crimes; dating simulator? solve crimes between dates; puzzle platformer? the puzzle is a crime; detective game? double the crimes to solve, maybe triple them; crime game? solve your own crimes

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Here's some free parenting advice: banana fibres look an awful lot like little brown worms once they've been through a baby's digestive system. Remember that and it might just save you a heart attack 🙏✨

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That being said: each appliance being a little robot with its own personality sounds much more "good future" to me than a single Alexa controlling everything in my home

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I feel for IoT users — it's bad enough that all of my bloody programs are trying to foist their own AI assistant onto me, I don't think I could bear it if my toaster and washing machine joined in

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"You did exceptionally on the programming test, but you did once have that dream where your teeth fall out so I'm afraid that's a deal-breaker"

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"Oooooh I'm so sorry, you have all the right qualifications and did really well in your interview, but we're really looking for a Virgo for this role"

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To ride a bike is to enter a fugue state and experience antipathy for all walks of life. Cars threaten you, pedestrians block your way, everyone makes you furious. Only bike paths bring you peace, and these too get clogged up with joggers. Then as soon as you're off the saddle, you hate cyclists.

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Oh yes, I saw you were looking for a vocal reference that you would like to aim for. Have you had any luck finding one? Vocal training (whether singing or speaking) is hard and uses muscles you don't normally consciously use, but with time and practice you will work wonders 🙏✨

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Finally getting my head around pointers in C++. It's just like fae trickery: be wary if someone asks you for your *name

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Go to it, fill your boots, say I

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My daughter has discovered the hole where the sound comes out of her toy piano, and is endeavouring to eat the music

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I'm going to COMpose a comPOSition

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Good thing you can't sue me in turn, on account of my excellent disclaimer

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I AM NOT A LAWYER AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE: Try patting a cat, it's nice

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A bream is a fish your heart makes. Is this anything?

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Is Mr Luxon also prone to rusting if he gets caught in the rain?

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For me it's drugs, but it's still hard

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What worries me is that there will be a lot less "learning on the job" for newbies. Doing not very good work for companies that don't care about art is training that also pays, but now the bar is "be better than AI" for any entry-level gig

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Will you interview people who thought about starting podcasts but never got past the ideas stage?

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Boys were never meant to ride tigers or jetskis, that's just nature

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It is a common misconception that all boats are female. Domesticated male boats are cruelly scuttled young because they sound their fog horns loudly each morning and don't bear passengers.

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