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If you haven't played it already, I'd strongly recommend Horizon Zero Dawn. Not exactly a little known game or anything but as someone whose all time favorite series is Zelda, it fucks. Also, the story and dialogue are actually pretty damn stellar.

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Finally getting back to #theacolyte and I'm confident that the biggest issue with this show is that there aren't enough lesbian force witch communes.

Seriously, though, loving this show so far and I haven't even gotten to episode 5..

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That last bit of this article should be a part of every single Democratic candidates ad. The message here is that #Trump has started, and will continue, to push policies invalidating protections for most religions.

www.nbcnews.com/news/oklahom...

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You're not wrong. Interest is what's at issue. Sure, someone living paycheck to paycheck COULD just pay the minimum, but they're going to get jacked up on that interest. Tom Nook is what capitalism would look like if it were properly regulated.

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I just spoke to a woman who was complaining about it taking 20 minutes for an RN to get paper for the printer at the ER while managing to miss the fact that ERs are so short staffed now that they had to send a fucking RN to do it.

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Nintendo has been pretty forthright about why they had stamina in BotW. With the "go anywhere" design, the game would've been effectively broken from the jump.

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For all the shit talk of Nook, is there anyone here who wouldn't be hyped if someone walked up to you and offered you a zero interest home loan and basically said "ah, pay it back when you feel like it?" Tom Nook for HUD secretary.

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I just assumed that Stellaris was an SSRI until I got to the space empire part and I remain unconvinced I was wrong.

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I got high out of my mind and went to visit my island last weekend. I was fine about it until I found out my sweet baby angel Clay was sad.

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Damn, Freddie gets it. I bet Shaggy's over there all "zoonks! Not all men!"

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The whole line indicating that some poor schlub in office might stumble into doing a bribery unwittingly is so fucking ludicrous that it could only have come from a court Clarence Thomas sits on. The manual for how to deal with gifts to government officials is literally one word and it's "don't."

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I worked for a health insurance a few years back. Business lunches were customary EXCEPT in my department because we health exclusively with municipal governments. Literal day one, I was told to never ever ever pay because of ethics rules. This is not hard.

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Trying nothing, Mrs. McCoy's bouncing blue boy doesn't "try," he does.

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It has been a whopping 13 months and change since we got a new video game starting Link. This is entirely ludicrous.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK WHERE DID THE SUN GO?! WHY IS IT RAINING?!

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And that is the only correct answer. Like, has McCoy even checked to make sure that this is even safe to consume? I doubt that with him being too busy doing war crimes.

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It seems that you've left out a key detail: The ice cream is her poop. She poops ice cream. There is canonically a mutant whose poop is ice cream.

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Conservatives love to talk about a two tier justice system while ignoring shit like this. Dude assaulted multiple cops, helped lead a riot, exhibited absolutely no remorse at trial, and he still gets less time than a black woman who erroneously cast a provisional ballot.

fox59.com/news/it-was-...

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Oh yes, I can practically hear the little grey cells working.

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Google did not disappoint me:

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And now of course Nintendo is forcing you to play as Zelda as a way of erasing the traditional hypermasculinity of Link

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"In my day," the bands that were in were Godsmack, Staind, Disturbed, and Hoobastank. I don't think there has ever been a worse era for music than "in my day."

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As a rule, I am opposed to the death penalty in all circumstances. This has t changed, but this guy is about the closest I've ever gotten to saying "well then again..."

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I saw someone on the Millennials subreddit complaining that music these days isn't as good as when we were kids and it aged me so rapidly that now I'm suddenly a member of the AARP.

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Watch me oxidize, I'll soon be rusted Driving a dumb car, a cybertruuuuuck

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The irony of putting a guy named Rivers on one of these is not lost on me.

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I feel so much guilt over the fact that I often wish my dad would pass. I adore him, but he's in the end stages of lewy body dementia and it's just so fucking hard to see him like this. It breaks my heart every time I visit, but I can't not, you know?

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Wait until you get to the very occasional job that's easier than you expected. You'll spend the next eight months certain you fucked up somehow and it's all going to collapse.

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They also make hella good tools to speed the process along. I got something called a t-jak that's just a telescoping pole with a 12"x6" bit on top you rest the cabinet on and a clamp with a hole that you can use to join the cabinets together. I'd rather hang cabinets than paint of skimcoat.

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Amusingly enough, hanging cabinets was one of the easiest DIY jobs I've done in 11 years in a 1902 built house. Generally, it's just figure out the height, find the studs and then run a length of lumber from the corner out. Pop the corner up on the lumber, screw it and next.

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I feel like I'd find Karnak more interesting if he was completely inept. Like imagine if he just did this all the time to absolutely no effect.

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I never really think of this, but yeah, it feels like all of the good scores these days are in video games and TV instead of movies.

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The post literally covers this within a 300 character limit. They specifically pointed out that she moved back to the US when she was a toddler. That's not "spending your childhood," she realistically was too young to even remember living there.

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Speaking of incorrect assumptions, I said exactly nothing about impeachment or policing them, I'm saying he could stop covering for him and appear before the Senate like they asked.

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Except Roberts realistically knows all of this (Was Roberts present for Alito's insanity here or is it two separate recordings?) and yet continues to shield both Alito and Thomas. If he really has the courage of his convictions, he'd be talking to the Senate literally now.

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Kitty Pryde sure does love dropping the n word, doesn't she?

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Why in the actual fuck would you name a robotics company Cyberdyne?!

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Lifehack: Do your crimes while it's raining and the cops will never catch you.

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Yo, I heard you liked Inferno so I put some Inferno in your OZT so you can Fatal Attractions while you E is for Extinction.

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I follow the Caits because literally everything they post is the most Metro Boston content possible. I didn't even realize MB had store brand hot dogs.

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A loved one of mine got to deal with a dude arguing that DV perpetrators should be allowed to keep their guns. His rationale boiled down to the time a black bear followed him around the woods in the middle of the night. It was not a particularly compelling argument.

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"Hama just has nowhere to go, Andy Kubert has got him cornered." "Oh my god, is that?! It is! ADAM KUBERT FROM THE TOP ROPE!!"

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He's been here long enough that he is decidedly our problem.

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Also known as "The Fussy Man."

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Someone else actually posted the clip elsewhere in the thread and I had forgotten just how well done it was.

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Nothing says "I'm not taking bribes" like eating at an upscale steakhouse literally every single business day.

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"I will, however, erase the memory of my surrogate son's brother and also brainwash Wolverine into joining the X-Men. Weeeee!"1

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Cartoon Xavier: We must respond to our enemies' violence and hatred with empathy and compassion. Also Comics Xavier: I don't know what you're talking about, Scott, you only have one brother and Christ stop asking already. Also, did I ever tell you about my lusting after Jean when she was 16?

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