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And now of course Nintendo is forcing you to play as Zelda as a way of erasing the traditional hypermasculinity of Link
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"In my day," the bands that were in were Godsmack, Staind, Disturbed, and Hoobastank. I don't think there has ever been a worse era for music than "in my day."
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As a rule, I am opposed to the death penalty in all circumstances.
This has t changed, but this guy is about the closest I've ever gotten to saying "well then again..."
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I saw someone on the Millennials subreddit complaining that music these days isn't as good as when we were kids and it aged me so rapidly that now I'm suddenly a member of the AARP.
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Watch me oxidize, I'll soon be rusted
Driving a dumb car, a cybertruuuuuck
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The irony of putting a guy named Rivers on one of these is not lost on me.
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I feel so much guilt over the fact that I often wish my dad would pass. I adore him, but he's in the end stages of lewy body dementia and it's just so fucking hard to see him like this.
It breaks my heart every time I visit, but I can't not, you know?
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Wait until you get to the very occasional job that's easier than you expected. You'll spend the next eight months certain you fucked up somehow and it's all going to collapse.
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They also make hella good tools to speed the process along. I got something called a t-jak that's just a telescoping pole with a 12"x6" bit on top you rest the cabinet on and a clamp with a hole that you can use to join the cabinets together.
I'd rather hang cabinets than paint of skimcoat.
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Amusingly enough, hanging cabinets was one of the easiest DIY jobs I've done in 11 years in a 1902 built house. Generally, it's just figure out the height, find the studs and then run a length of lumber from the corner out. Pop the corner up on the lumber, screw it and next.
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I feel like I'd find Karnak more interesting if he was completely inept. Like imagine if he just did this all the time to absolutely no effect.
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I never really think of this, but yeah, it feels like all of the good scores these days are in video games and TV instead of movies.
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The post literally covers this within a 300 character limit. They specifically pointed out that she moved back to the US when she was a toddler. That's not "spending your childhood," she realistically was too young to even remember living there.
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Speaking of incorrect assumptions, I said exactly nothing about impeachment or policing them, I'm saying he could stop covering for him and appear before the Senate like they asked.
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Except Roberts realistically knows all of this (Was Roberts present for Alito's insanity here or is it two separate recordings?) and yet continues to shield both Alito and Thomas.
If he really has the courage of his convictions, he'd be talking to the Senate literally now.
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Kitty Pryde sure does love dropping the n word, doesn't she?
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Why in the actual fuck would you name a robotics company Cyberdyne?!
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Lifehack: Do your crimes while it's raining and the cops will never catch you.
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Yo, I heard you liked Inferno so I put some Inferno in your OZT so you can Fatal Attractions while you E is for Extinction.
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I follow the Caits because literally everything they post is the most Metro Boston content possible. I didn't even realize MB had store brand hot dogs.
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A loved one of mine got to deal with a dude arguing that DV perpetrators should be allowed to keep their guns. His rationale boiled down to the time a black bear followed him around the woods in the middle of the night.
It was not a particularly compelling argument.
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"Hama just has nowhere to go, Andy Kubert has got him cornered."
"Oh my god, is that?! It is! ADAM KUBERT FROM THE TOP ROPE!!"
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He's been here long enough that he is decidedly our problem.
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Also known as "The Fussy Man."
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I AM AWAITED!!!
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Someone else actually posted the clip elsewhere in the thread and I had forgotten just how well done it was.
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Nothing says "I'm not taking bribes" like eating at an upscale steakhouse literally every single business day.
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"I will, however, erase the memory of my surrogate son's brother and also brainwash Wolverine into joining the X-Men. Weeeee!"1
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Cartoon Xavier: We must respond to our enemies' violence and hatred with empathy and compassion.
Also Comics Xavier: I don't know what you're talking about, Scott, you only have one brother and Christ stop asking already. Also, did I ever tell you about my lusting after Jean when she was 16?
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