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[toms diner voice] 🎵I am sitting on the toilet and I'm posting on a website🎵
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Greg Greene
@greene.haus
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theeee pixels, they are flashing / and the fingers, they are swiping / I reach for the roll of Charmin / and ah-then I start ah-wip— (*dies of acute shame*)
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marlo
@marlo.ooo
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i will record this too fuck it
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marlo
@marlo.ooo
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fuck where’s the ozymandias one someone made i still need to record myself singing that
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Cam
@camjokesaround.bsky.social
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Same
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Dan Davies
@dsquareddigest.bsky.social
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🎶 I'm appearing in your mentions I am also on the toilet🎶
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Mary Branscombe
@marypcbuk.bsky.social
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and it flushes even halfway and before I even mention, there's somebody coming in...
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@wahlboogers.bsky.social
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doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo
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Pagliacci Tamagotchi
@beanerbln.bsky.social
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Ugh why did I drink that milk?
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Lisan Al Swearengen
@amosburtonrisen.bsky.social
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This is true of literally half my life I’m, uh, very ill.
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thomas the wank engine
@nickywoolf.bsky.social
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shitting on the dock of the bay
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Rob Isaac
@rmi.bsky.social
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why did you do this to me WHYYYY
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Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
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🎶 and instead I pour the milk 🎶
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@yeroc.bsky.social
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This is good content. Thank u for engaging with the brand
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@shiba1031.bsky.social
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Wipe before you swipe
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Lance
@lancelotl.bsky.social
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It's stuck in my head and I can't even be mad
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