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Fat trans nerd. She/they/it 28 HRT 4/28/22


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Nothing quite like having trouble even starting things I enjoy because I got interrupted by my phone and spent the next hour aimlessly scrolling.

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I'm realizing I might have become obsessed with FFXIV. I just passed 550 hours since February. I got through the msq in time to start Dawntrail on the weekend of the release.

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I know full well that I'm a weak, cowardly waste of life. The only reason I'm still here is that I haven't had to struggle and don't have the decency to stop wasting oxygen.

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Phoenix, Arizona everyone.

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Benedict IX may have you beat depending on how what source you go by. They have him between 12 and 20.

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Assimilate, you say?

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Make a movie milder: A Dream on Elm Street

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Absolyssa's avatar Absolyssa @absolyssa.bsky.social
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Why does Manbreeder sound like an older heavy metal song title?

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I'm the opposite for the most part. It's weird how disconnected they are despite the similarities.

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Make a game milder: Lizard Age: Origins

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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so, to recap one Supreme Court Justice accepted millions in gifts another explicitly wants a Christian theocracy their wives are insurrectionists and they are both casting votes on a case that could declare Trump immune from prosecution seems like a pretty strong case for court reform to me

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Honestly I just need someone who wants to use me. At least then I'll know I'm useful to them.

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"average president has been convicted of .75 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president has been convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Donald, who lives in Florida & commits 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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Under Biden's administration crime is out of control.

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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Commander Stephanie Sterling suddenly has to move to mexico and everybody is surprised. nobody expects the spanish jimquisition

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Now that you mention it, 10 is definitely too low.

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I just finished the Shadowbringers msq last night and I can safely say it lived up to the hype. This and Heavensward have become some of my all-time favorite gaming experiences.

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin's avatar Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social
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Oh, so literally NO ONE is supposed to do war crimes?!?

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lizzie lizardskelly's avatar lizzie lizardskelly @lizardskelly.bsky.social
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i was promised chasers in my dm's. another lie by bluesky smdh

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Xy 's avatar Xy @xylaria.vg
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if democracy is a "partisan issue", it's already dead

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The best part is that she keeps after him in the show too.

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Work my way down the richest people until there are no more billionaires. They'll get the message eventually.

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I honestly can't think of any other game story that has grabbed me like this.

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That makes two times that Heavensward has absolutely destroyed me. I hate this game and can't wait to play more.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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in a normal country where normal campaign finance rules applied, this would set off an alarm at the FEC like the firehouse in ghostbusters

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Mel_Fluff's avatar Mel_Fluff @melfluff.bsky.social
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Well now I am beginning to understand the libertarian rights and the Christian rights obsession with generative AI.

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I've only cried three or four times so far.

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I've somehow managed to put 180 hours into FFXIV in the first month or so it's been out on xbox. I'd say that's a pretty good sign that I'm in it for the long haul.

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The Neutral Ambassador's avatar The Neutral Ambassador @neutral.zone
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Posting my favorite isekai

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Adam Serwer's avatar Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social
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So the airline incident that Musk, Fox News and others implied was caused by DEI granting untermenschen access to high paying jobs might have been a result of corporate malfeasance that was actually criminal, an apt metaphor for why elites embrace racist pseudoscience www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/u...

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Commander Sterling 's avatar Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social
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When did this happen and why am I only finding out he died *now*?

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I wasn't expecting FFXIV to take over my free time this fast. Just under a week since it launched on Xbox and I've already put 36 hours into it.

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We’ve memory holed the fact that the worst, most active domestic terrorists over the past 40 years are anti-abortion activists.

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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trans people deserve joyous and full lives. trans people deserve to be mothers and rock stars and chefs and coders and whatever they want to fucking be. trans people deserve a life with no exceptions.

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Absolyssa's avatar Absolyssa @absolyssa.bsky.social
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So it finally happened. FFXIV is playable on my main system and I've played 25 hours by the end of the first weekend.

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This should help bridge the gap.

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Fin, Your Local Good Dog | 💚☀️'s avatar Fin, Your Local Good Dog | 💚☀️ @urlocalgooddog.bsky.social
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Yeah, I'm fucking pissed. A 2S Native kid is murdered and no one will stand up for their identity as a Cherokee person? It's never about respecting us, it's always about whatever signifiers white people can USE from us. Parading the bastardized memory of a child around for social justice kudos?

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I'm not sure it would even make the top 10. It's just the most widely known.

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Definitely the governor. A shogun is close enough to the military to make sense as a boss fight.

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists's avatar Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social
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Israel's public relations is rapidly becoming that joke in Destroy All Humans where aliens use guns and mind control to explode cows and possess humans and flip cars AND afterwards the newspaper appears going "COMMUNISTS TERRORIZE SUBURBS"

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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this is a success rate that basically *doesn't exist* for medical interventions in any rational world this would be the end of any argument about HRT or transition generally but the cruelty is the point, not the actual data

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Kathryn Salamander 🦎's avatar Kathryn Salamander 🦎 @transsalamander.bsky.social
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If you're under the assumption that you're a cis guy but have always dreamed of being a girl, and the only reason you haven't transitioned is because you're afraid you'll be an "ugly" girl: That's dysphoria. You're literally a trans girl already, babe 💕

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This is how I learn that my teeth shouldn't always be touching.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow's avatar Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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christ. I was digging through my archives and found this. FROM 2014.

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