Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social

D.B. Cooper but it's me slipping out the side door with the cheese tray into the darkness, never to be seen again.

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Fentoozler @fentoozler02.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

The Wisconsin Goodbye

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Me fifty years later, lost and starving in the pacific northwest, "They never found the cheeses"

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beat the heat by beating your meat @salarta.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 08:43 UTC

So that’s why they found cheese spread over a 5 mile area

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Joe Lavelle @joelavellesongs.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

No sign of the tray or the cheese but authorities have found most of the baby carrots and celery sticks that had adorned the catered display strewn across the forest floor.

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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

Danish. Blue. Cooper. I see you.

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Alex @alexander771.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 07:53 UTC

🙂

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