Marla 🏳️‍⚧️

@desperatemarlas.bsky.social

241 followers 230 following 2657 posts

Reader, artist lover and avid dog
I'm probably older than you

She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️

bear, moth, owl

I mean well

www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
really need some help about nowish ^

Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

If it's a fake Marilyn Monroe quote, I'm pretty sure they're immediately hired to model for Victoria's Secret

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schweg @schwegler.lol
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:11 UTC

I’m on week 5 out of 6 with no money and tomorrow my phone gets cut off if I don’t pay $60 dollars. If anyone would like to help me not lose my phone, I’d love you forever. Commuting without one would be scary.

cash.app/$schwg
venmo.com/u/Schwegler
paypal.me/schwegler

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 09:50 UTC

I feel like if I started dressing like this, I'd Become Extremely Powerful

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:07 UTC

From the interview within: Q: What kind of Randy Savage are you? A: I'm a Macho Man Randy Savage.

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schweg @schwegler.lol
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:04 UTC

If I don’t pay 60 dollars to Spectrum I do not have by tomorrow my cellphone gets cut off and I’m pretty anxious about it.

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:02 UTC

You mesn liberate

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:37 UTC

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juniper 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:30 UTC

autogyrophilia

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

Can I be assass dual Wield?

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puck @pucksarcana.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

in my new rpg concept you can be one of many classes, such as headass, shitass, dumbass,

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willybongka ☭ @willybongka.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

"Store employee shares photo of food products on way to dumpster: 'I hate seeing food waste'"

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Elly @ellyburg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

I’m broke and hungry and have a sick bunny. donations always help if you like my art and like to make my life a little easier
www.paypal.me/mtfvicky

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

Can’t I just text the Ghostbusters?

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

GB. TF U Want? Text STOP to opt out

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

My Mabari in Dragon Age Origins is named BustaBarks. That's the late night edition news

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Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

Thank you ❤️ and yes that's true

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

I don't have a lot of irl trans friends because the ones I've had were like this and it was exhausting and demoralizing. Not to say I'm against making new trans friends, more I'm afraid of making friends in general

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

it’s so shitty when women disparage the appearance of other women. i’m especially bothered when it’s trans women going after other trans women for masculine-coded physical attributes. even saying something like that about a theoretical person seems bad because it belies ur worldview

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

Fate smiles upon my HAVE SOUP knuckle tattoos

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

knuckle tattoos that say WANT SOUP

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

To my past self: You cannot save a lollipop in a napkin, you silly bitch

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

*gives an anime peace sign and wink as I break my knee in 4 places*

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

I simply cannot achieve this look

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Ha! Amazing I love him. Mine? I take? Yes?

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Joe Bidens favorite song is Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

I still think this and I try to keep it in mind even while 80% of my feed is people expressing outrage and vitriol at anyone who isn’t wholeheartedly promoting some specific opinion about the best path forward for the world

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

This should have been a title to a Prince song

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

"This is the year we finally win the land-sky wars," I say as I throw a handful of gunpowder up in the air

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Stone Cold Jane Austen 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

Hold up, gonna go buy some necklaces on Etsy. Cuz today is indie pendants day.

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

I get all my news from the Eddie Brock Blog. We're a bit intense

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

The super spider is a lie! Mutants forever ❤️

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

I love that particular type of personality in a cat

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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

A genuinely good use case for municipal drones

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

I'm fine with it as long as we don't use this technology to battle Spider-Man

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

A true princess keeping an eye out upon her lands ❤️

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RidgewayGirl @ridgewaygirl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

New cat hammock just dropped.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

how to make fireworks from photon torpedos

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 00:13 UTC

it says A WHOLE LOT about bluesky that no one will follow my annoying friend with terrible opinions 😡

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

Three of my aunts want to physically fight you

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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator @therealdcf.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Take heart. They say he vapes with the angels now

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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

we don't get any fun cancellations here like the dude who was using his wife's healthcare gofundme to buy exotic vape juices. we only get dark evil here, no evil with whimsy

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

I'm a terrible person that is terrible at playing games with keyboard and mouse. What is even the point of me?

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

I have zero knowledge except that i must know her since she is the most famous

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

Also, I honestly don't know much about dogs but I think most of this applies to them, too? I do know that more pets go missing in the U.S. on the 4th of July holiday than any other time of year, so please just be extra mindful of all the babbys.

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

I saw a hairdresser 3 years ago once and every holiday, minor and major, he sends a gif representing the holiday. It was silly but i didnt block for some reason. Now it's just nice even if it means nothing

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

I hope you win! The warmongers would have to get a hobby though

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