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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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D.B. Cooper but it's me slipping out the side door with the cheese tray into the darkness, never to be seen again.
6 replies 63 reposts 251 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders@aikiwomannc.bsky.social |
266 followers 152 following 261 posts
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid. Old AF Gen X metalhead.
Don't silence your inner child
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Things I shouldn't have posted
bit.ly/45B3P5f
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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D.B. Cooper but it's me slipping out the side door with the cheese tray into the darkness, never to be seen again.
6 replies 63 reposts 251 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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When Bob saw that chicken on his back, he realized he'd pissed off the tattoo artist
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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Prisonculture
@prisonculture.bsky.social
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Nothing is stopping every single Democratic elected official and apparatchik from taking the airwaves every single day to articulately and decisively repeat a set of cogent talking points about Trump (ie 45). Nothing. Dem PACs could be slamming him with ads now. Stop whining and do that.
18 replies 326 reposts 1056 likes
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Stop doing things for shits and giggles. You’re just making the Shits and Giggles Fairy stronger. Hungrier…
0 replies 22 reposts 58 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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I don't go to events with a head cold let alone covid. WTF is wrong with her?!
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Peter Sagal
@petersagal.bsky.social
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The very worst thing about social media, including this site and the Bad Site and every other site, is the illusion that by posting on it you’re accomplishing anything.
97 replies 42 reposts 552 likes
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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The Chief says if I do any more damage to city property she’ll have my badge and Red Jumbo Sharpie
2 replies 8 reposts 15 likes
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Katie Mack
@astrokatie.com
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Went to a clinic today for a routine medical thing and was once again amazed by the number of people who are happy to hang out and just freely breathe in all the air juice inside the germ emporium
60 replies 134 reposts 1084 likes
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Can’t I just text the Ghostbusters?
2 replies 7 reposts 26 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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All’s fair in love and war. TRANSLATION: Nothing’s fair in love and war.
1 replies 24 reposts 50 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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I learned the hard way not to take my good lute to a Renaissance fair.
5 replies 72 reposts 173 likes
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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can someone help me identify this birb
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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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Wrapped in a gentle wind sent from a fair sky Leaves scatter about playing with my nimble feet I escape them as I move across the quiet street and continue to indulge in my blissful reverie
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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stop coveting my jigglypuff
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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a good first date idea is the Lowe’s garden department so you can walk by the bags of mulch just to see if your date gives them a couple hearty pats
4 replies 14 reposts 66 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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One big problem we have in NC is gerrymandering. We can get a dem gov again but we can't get rid of the rep supermajority that is cramming the crazy through. They are embedded like a tick. I hope and pray this nut job loses big time.
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Asawin Suebsaeng
@swin24.bsky.social
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To be clear, there are political leaders out there who could use more of what Biden is going thru
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis
@jeffjarvis.bsky.social
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"The fact that we're going to hold Joe Biden to one standard and Donald Trump to another, which is really no standard at all." - @JoeNBC on The New York Times et al.
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Kevin M. Kruse
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Ok, so “politicians notice” and start having discussions about this after Nov, and the Dems decide — against their track record of lurching to the middle — that in 2026 they’ll start going left. In the meantime, Donald Trump is president and following through on his promise to ramp up the war. /1
4 replies 5 reposts 61 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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“Hey, my eyes are up h- Fuck it, they’re all over the place. Just stop staring at my tits or I’ll bite your head off.” - spiders, probably
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Watched my friend flop face first onto a motel bedspread. I had no idea she was such a risk taker.
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Craft beer so hip it was strained through the used socks of Mumford and Sons.
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Still riding that high from 4th grade when my dinosaur diorama won first place in the science fair.
3 replies 14 reposts 66 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
36 replies 82 reposts 280 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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If I could only recommend one follow on bsky, it would be @tuskjenkins.bsky.social hands down no question just the best of everything
11 replies 28 reposts 85 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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I get so irked by other people in Jeeps waving that a guy in a Nissan just waved at me and I thought I was losing it. Lowkey forgot kindness existed
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i don’t think i like this
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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My son was playing a Star Wars game online with friends & I overheard him say, "I bet bystanders watching a Jedi fight think, 'There goes another one of those assholes with a light saber tearing shit up again' ". Now when I watch anything Star Wars I think about the guy just trying to get home.
18 replies 91 reposts 691 likes
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farner
@farnerb0cken.bsky.social
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[trying to get to know you on a first date voice] so what’s your lore
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Fun summer activities: - go to the beach - have a picnic - burst into flame
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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i forgot to buy fireworks so im just burning a pile of money
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Iain Coleman
@iaincoleman.bsky.social
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The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Tory party's strategy of having their entire talent pipeline just be being rich and having had your empathy beaten out of you as a child by the South England Boarding School For Making Monstrous Children apparently not helping them connect with voters
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Joonas Linkola
@joonaslinkola.bsky.social
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There are some things that still unite people on social media. #UKElection
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Dan O’Sullivan
@osullyville.bsky.social
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1841. Thomas Cook organized the first package tour, Leicester to Loughborough, to see the new High Street Watering-Trough and the Lady Lough-Dog Museum of Hairpins.
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Endless Screaming
@infinitescream.bsky.social
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
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I'm tired of seeing people complain about fireworks. Fireworks are great except for the fire risks that they have. And how they negatively impact the environment. And how they scare my pets. And how they can trigger a variety of mental health issues. And how they- (1/98)
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
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You don't have to wait until Halloween to dress up as a mummy. You can just do that now and wrap yourself in bandages and wander around and vomit swarms of scarabs on people. You don't need October for that. You can turn their blood to black ichor with fell magicks in July. You're an adult, it's ok.
2 replies 74 reposts 264 likes
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Crockett Houghton
@crockettforreal.bsky.social
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"Girl Dinner" was just explained to me and that's how I learned I've been eating girl dinner all along. A sleeve of crackers, chunk of cheese & a pile of grapes? That's me, girl dinner. Three pizza rolls, two chicken nuggets, and a Taco Bell hot sauce? That's me, girl dinner.
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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a carnival tax? well, that’s a fair assessment
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuck…I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Me: Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light! Stylist: Sooo covering up the white hairs. Me: Yep. The dyeing of the white. Stylist: Sigh
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Middle age: when life comes flying at you like bricks but you can't duck because your back hurts.
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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me: the constitution says I have the right to assemble Ikea clerk: you have to buy it first
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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"Stop fucking around, Alex. I'm gonna lose the light pretty soon."
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bacon popsicle 😳
@gupton68.bsky.social
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I have the bladder of a much younger man. It’s one of the more unusual trophies I kept from my days as a serial killer but it really is a guaranteed conversation starter when used as a wineskin at dinner parties.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 458. Feast day of Anatolius of Constantinople not to be confused with Anatolius of Laodicea who has the same feast day but that's your problem.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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Where's this memory loss they promised me?
3 replies 40 reposts 71 likes