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Surprise motherfucker is the main thing everyone remembers, the rest is a fever dream.
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beat the heat by beating your meat
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Surprise motherfucker is the main thing everyone remembers, the rest is a fever dream.
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beat the heat by beating your meat
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A good thing to zone out on
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Are you sure you’re not my mom
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At one point I wanted to see a crossover between Silent House, Aftershock, and Eden Lake. Is it feasible? Probably not. Still liked the idea.
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And a partridge in a pear tree 🎶
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Mine already says blocked so I guess I blocked them before or something
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Gwen McNamara
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Rapist and convicted felon Trump brushed off his incessant lying debate performance in a high-stakes interview after he defiantly declared on the stump that he'll stay in the 2024 race. Follow live updates.
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Doctor The Frog
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Recognizing a verbal misstatement and immediately correcting it is not a sign of cognitive deficit. It's actually evidence against it.
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Marc McKenzie
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I see Democrats talking about Project 2025. However, I do not see the majority of the mainstream media talking about Project 2025--nor do I see them calling for Trump to drop out, since he is a convicted felon and rapist. We need to demand the media cover these two things 24/7.
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David Fortin
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Finally this Is getting some play! www.rawstory.com/project-2025...
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Emma Evans
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It's easy for Trump to pretend to distance from this shit because it's politically toxic to many in the GOP but also because this group is basically the wanna be Brownshirts offering a playbook and troops to their Fuhrer. They'd do well to remember that history. 🗡️
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Hey @infinitescream.bsky.social , scream if you like ice cream
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Lovecraft Country was a great take on using Lovecraft concepts while addressing the racism. Sadly, the show didn’t get renewed, out of a “fascinating” (read: racist) trend of studio execs hating how that and the Watchmen show wrapped their season 1s with black people in positions of power.
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Penis
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
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If you have vaginal dryness caused by Ben Shapiro, you may be entitled to compensation. Here at Barbie, Christie, & Theresa, we will fight to get you the justice & the dicking down you deserve. Call today for a consultation & a free “is my man scared of vaginas?” Booklet
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This is part of why I want a reboot without Sorbo. I love the concept and messages, but it should come with a star that isn’t shit (psst, I propose Ryan Gosling since he was Young Hercules so now’s the perfect time).
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On this topic, I’ve tried to negotiate with myself on Hercules the Legendary Journeys because I loved it and it meant a lot. The writers, directors, and other actors can’t help that Sorbo’s a shitheel. And yet, I can’t bring myself to watch it again. I even put all the season DVD sets in storage.
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Emma Evans
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This. Waiting to see, and listening means you're unsure and are waiting to see, seeing what shakes loose, knowing the truth usually outs or becomes obvious. It means you don't want to RUSH to judgement which is not to say others are doing so but... but as a shield or excuse, cowardly bullshit.
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Ben Shapiro!
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And then there’s the year-round Ben situation
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Jasmin Isabell🏳️⚧️📖
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i found out i was trans when i tried to drink this and my hand just went right through the can
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🏳️⚧️ Amy had a little pond
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Similarly Yorkie used to just leap out of the wrapper onto the floor
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David
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Jesus christ almighty. Her father wrote to Brett's to express gratitude that the confirmation went through.
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DrunkGrunkle 🗡️Guts Arc
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108F/44C in the shade here today.
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Avishay Ben-Sasson-Gordis
@avishaybsg.bsky.social
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Which actually gives him even more control over the corrupt system below him then if they were simply immune too
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David Waldman
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This is the FBI version of Trump denying knowledge of or connection to Project 2025.
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Popehat
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Trump can make the thugs willing to do his bidding immune to federal prosecution. Not to bullets, though.
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ᚇᚐᚍ ᚑᚃ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚚᚑᚈᚐᚈᚑ
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Weird way of phrasing it when the biggest SNP transphobe lost her seat, but the Guardian is going to Guardian I guess
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Member of the Holy Caste of the Gender Taliban
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I've been listening to the radio all day, wondering if anyone was going to blame SNP's wipe out on gender stuff, not realising the Guardian already had. Fuck the Guardian.
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Emily J. Edwards
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there is LITERALLY no funnier prop in tv history than the S1 X FILES drawing of The Jersey Devil
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Nick Brumfield
@nickjbrumfield.bsky.social
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2024 can still be a good year if Simon Harris just has the courage
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Delbert Grady Seasons
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Third party candidates are running against Trump too. I won’t be voting for them because they don’t have the best chance of beating Trump. That distinction belongs to my man here
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Comfortably Numb
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Finally got to see this. Watch it if you haven't yet.
And vote. If you don't want to vote for Biden - vote against Trump then. Because if you don't - we're all fucked. And yes, that includes you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYwq...
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Faine Greenwood
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I am glad this piece about the Heritage Foundation threatening civil war if the left doesn’t accept a monarchy came out in the WaPo. More like this, please.
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Jeremy Bearimy
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Reminder that the Heritage Foundation publicly published their plan to invade and establish permanent bases in the Middle East on any pretext, before 9/11.
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Sam W
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Everybody needs to see this quote, understand that this is what Project 2025 is about, and internalize the fact that this is what the Republican Party is doing.
This is not a conspiracy theory from the left. They are saying it out loud.
#politics #news
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United Farm Workers
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Nothing says #July4 like a juicy slice of watermelon. This delicious fruit doesn't just appear on our picnic table. It takes a lot of work. An average watermelon weighs 20 lbs. It's 100+ degrees in Bakersfield today. Can you imagine harvesting them in high temps? #WeFeedYou
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RexLibris
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Your friendly, neighbourhood public library worker knows at least one, perhaps two or three, people almost exactly like this and likely sees them every other day.
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The URL part of this is accurate, checked it just now. I can think of multiple reasons for this might happen and still not have been written til after the debate, but should still keep this possibility in mind.
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Costa Samaras
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Put this on the front page for a month. It’s that serious and that dangerous.
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This just reads like Trumpers insisting that people call him President instead of more accurate titles like asshole and piece of shit.
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
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PSA UK no one gives a shit about your fanciness rules
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I still wanna know what’s up with that scarecrow in the background
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Mitildide 🦖
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Say what you will about Rishi Sunak, but when the country needed him to joke about a child's genitals in front of her own mother, while promoting a religious minister hell bent on withdrawing other children's rights, he was there.
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Sarah McLaughlin
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Also let's not forget that a former Twitter employee used his position to spy on dissidents and share their info with MBS.
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Sarah McLaughlin
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Some more examples:
Dual citizen arrested while visiting family in Saudi Arabia over old tweets, including about Khashoggi. Originally sentenced to almost 2 decades. www.nbcmiami.com/news/nationa...
U.S. citizen detained for tweets critical of male guardianship system. www.bbc.com/news/world-m...
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Orona!
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for gay wrath month we armed them
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Ultraviolet gays
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Erin Biba
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There is an American exceptionalism embedded in the idea that y'all think you can just pick up and leave and go wherever you want. It's cute you think you'd be welcomed. Americans aren't exactly popular in the world.
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Denita Long
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