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ohh da big guy love a sandwich every now and then!!!

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The band named Cola is extremely good, if you didn’t already know it

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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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Rodrigo De Paul is maybe my least favorite guy in soccer after this Copa?

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i hope im still watching inside out 2 when im 95. i hope its timeless lessons still speak to me when im 95

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Unfortunately for literally everyone, he also did drugs.

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Me (a MS Word power user if ever there was one who has never known anything else and has spent DAYS hampered by and overcoming its awful idiosyncrasies to the point where I have mastered the product nearly completely): Word is fine though

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Couple weeks ago! He’s been an angelic studmuffin. I try to avoid kid posting because it’s terribly boring, but I have been too deep in the shit recently to see much anything else

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[kid post] My 3 year old was an absolute gem until his little brother showed up. Now the main way (among countless) that he owns us is by feeling us gesture toward bedtime, having a quiet smirk and murmuring to himself “ha ha! the game is afoot!”

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[kid post] Read it all you want but I defy an American mf to “Bring Up Bebe” once their kid starts hanging out with other American kids. Good luck

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One of my related favorites is “What original song was most improved by a cover?”. My answers are Céline Dion’s cover of “All by Myself” (which, like Bonnie’s “Angel”, became the definitive version; sorry to Eric Carmen) and any cover of Bob Dylan

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Bonnie covering Prine’s “Angel from Montgomery” is the obvious one

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100% true, but it feels *safely* cool. I think that’s what is rocking me

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I was 13 when ST landed but only got into them with the advent of Guitar Hero. They were the epitome of cool for me for a long time so nothing has hurt me quite like this realization

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As much as it hurts me to say this, but I’m afraid QOTSA may be dad rock as well

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I will never forget this DS comment re: a rap video: “I haven’t seen this many asses clapping since the last GOP convention.” That is a class A joke right there

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The best thing about being an American fan of an EPL team is that so few people give a fuck about it that you can just enjoy the footy and the transfer sagas and not care about all the garbage

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The play by play commentator on this Brazil-Colombia Copa match is easily the worst soccer commentator I’ve ever encountered in my life

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one very practical reason to avoid transphobia is it seems to turn its adherents into deranged, obsessive fuckin freaks

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Oh man how I would canvas for Pritzker. Like no one has ever canvassed before. I’m also a big time Gretch Wretch. But the party would never make good decisions like these so whatever

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If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it

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Stellan Skarsgård in GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO ass house

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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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It's also very important that the guy with the keffiyeh votes for me. Democracy is at stake!

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This meme but re: Loretta Lynn’s and Dolly Parton’s respective approaches to other women trying to steal their men

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Utter coincidence, I’m sure, that the same player mashes into Fabian Schär’s legs like a freight train 15 mins later

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McGinn with a dirty tabletopping, color me absolutely shocked

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I’m moving in July so (a) I’m gonna do this and (b) we should get drinks before the move

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Albanians ran my local when I lived in Chelsea (J’s Pizza) and it was a very solid NY-style joint. Stopped there for a slice the other day and they’ve still got it

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My dad and I heard “The Oaf” by Big Wreck on the radio (98 Rock Baltimore?) and through the DJ’s Maryland mumbles caught maybe half the name. Three separate visits to the record store checking out cassette tapes to see if anything on a track listing sounded familiar and we found it. That feeling 🙌

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The sheer amount of environmental degradation that could be avoided by erasing from history a certain billionaire and everything he has ever brought into being (including, with great irony, his electric vehicle company)

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Well, you have to do something with fubo, anyway. Still terrible

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George: she was a hedge witch jerry! Jerry: a hedge witch? George: a witch…….in the hedge! Jerry: I’m a pedophile who loves murdering babies

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Noted, thanks. Now please take this back and give me your bug-free-est box of flour, for no additional money

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Folks: you just hate to see it. Sorry to the Celts fans but you just hate to see it.

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There’s also a chocolate one with the same shit going on called chocolate eclair and it was my go-to

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Something that had to be a Heineken based on how skunky it tasted. Maybe 6, absolutely hated it

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