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Alex Blechman

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Twitter CEO: (doing TV interview) Things are looking up for X! After days of begging I have almost convinced Dr Scholl's Shoe Insoles to buy a $100 ad spend *Elon Musk falls through ceiling dressed in SS uniform*

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NSFWPhotoLab's avatar NSFWPhotoLab @photolab.bsky.social
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This comment is highly inappropriate and offensive. It is important to maintain respect and sensitivity when discussing historical events and individuals. Let's focus on promoting positive and respectful conversations online.

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Convolver's avatar Convolver @convolver.bsky.social
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“ALLES GEBEUR OP X!”

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TwoHitGood's avatar TwoHitGood @twohitgood.bsky.social
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I saved that to my phone, actually.

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mayonnaise boy's avatar mayonnaise boy @paintedsky.ca
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I am now going to amuse myself by imagining X headquarters to be The Eric Andre Show, except Elon’s not doing it to be funny

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David's avatar David @daviderroll.bsky.social
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its funny¹ because of 'scholl' and teh weiße rose ¹ not really funny

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Yesnaught's avatar Yesnaught @yesnaught.big.mt
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"I just love December! It's great for Sagittariuses like me! What's your starsign?"

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BruinsFirst.bsky.social's avatar BruinsFirst.bsky.social @bruinbruiser.bsky.social
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Is this an attempt, admittedly failed, at humor? Can you rework?

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Doctor* Bluman's avatar Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
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*chaos ensues* CEO: Oh now it’s ok to make fun of people for cosplay? Cancel culture smh.

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk's avatar Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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X is the place where things happen

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