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You may know me from my terrible tweets, avi by Max Cannon

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he died the way he lived, by slowly dying

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It’s their worst album by a considerable distance and it still slaps

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Nurbsy's avatar Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
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They’re calling it the post that healed a nation

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Get away from me to show me you celebrate my independence

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The correct cheese for a burger is American

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Remember to take your bald eagle out of the freezer so it can be fully thawed for July 4

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My company basically begs people to take all of their time off, burned out employees aren’t good for anyone

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The news that keeps leaking isn’t great, he’s definitely in trouble with the big donors

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I am going to eat so many hot dogs tomorrow guys

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do NOT speak to me while i am serenading my hot dog with America the Beautiful

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My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇

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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ's avatar ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social
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Hey everybody, you’re welcome. Mr Roboto asked me to tell you that

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Remember to take your bald eagle out of the freezer so it can be fully thawed for July 4

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Kamala can win this. I’m starting to see a real path here.

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I rented this on VHS in the early 1990s and the guy at the counter said that the movie was so cool he was going to let me rent it for free

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Fifty Shades of Whey's avatar Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social
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a cop shot himself and this is the headline they went with

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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding 's avatar Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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Imagine handing over the largest military in the world to Francis from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure

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HI I’M CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS AND WELCOME TO JACKASS

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒's avatar Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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10 years ago today, I met this remarkable woman. She hired me to take photos of her and her husband. It paid my rent that month.

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I really do like movies but I don’t care about any of superheroes or the Jedis anymore

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️'s avatar Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social
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I'm just saying if that 450lbs sack of lying fettid worm crap keels over before November, do not create a government conspiracy about it because I've been burning candles manifesting this shit for over 8 years now

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Jimmy Conway would take babies in the front door and sell them right out of the back

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Family Photo Flashback… My proud folks right after my bris

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🏳️‍🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷's avatar 🏳️‍🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷 @goshdarn.bsky.social
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The number of Google searches for Project 2025 skyrocketed after Taraji P. Henson mentioned it during her BET Awards appearance and encouraged the audience watching to Google it. That single black woman did more for liberal causes than all the current DNC leaders and the candidates themselves.

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"Crime and Punishment" now just "Crime"

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Replacing Biden with some other white guy and skipping Kamala Harris is a complete non-starter guys, you just don’t piss off a significant portion of your base like that

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Seems like his home address would be pretty easy to identify in case you wanted to send him a pizza or something

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I was at the same hotel that he was staying at a few years ago, that dude is TALL

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