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Amanda Smith

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We need to return to sitcoms having 22 episode seasons because that’s how you get episodes with plots like “The girls discover Rose has been addicted to opioids for 30 years. Also, Dorothy and Sophia star in an ad for a pizza restaurant.”

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David Niall Wilson's avatar David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.bsky.social
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The tiny seasons are horrifying. You have to go three seasons on a streaming show to get one season of the old network. Ugh.

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Brian Hall's avatar Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social
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Or however many "The girls take care of some random people's baby" episodes they had. The good ol' days: 6 episodes of character development and plot, 18 episodes of filler.

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Emil Nathanson's avatar Emil Nathanson @slappypantsgo.bsky.social
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Dorothy’s refusal to do the ad still sticks with me as heroic. I love that episode.

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Ben Fowler's avatar Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social
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www.instagram.com/reel/C8F32IT...

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Justin White's avatar Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social
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There’s nothing like a good B-plot.

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Dr. Haggis's avatar Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
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Later season “Golden Girls” plots read like early season “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia” plots

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KBTibbs preemptively apologizes's avatar KBTibbs preemptively apologizes @kbtibbs.bsky.social
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Addicted? Doctor Bergius prescribed her little round helpers for her in the 50's and they've never cause any problems before... Except that on Christmas they spent at the Lindstroms.

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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞's avatar chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞 @m00psy.bsky.social
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i might be getting a little too serious but as as a person with ME/CFS, it would’ve been *so nice* to have seen any evidence of dorothy being chronically ill outside of the two-parter where sofia’s racism ruins the otherwise very important diagnosis scene… 😔

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Vermithor, The Bronze Fury's avatar Vermithor, The Bronze Fury @vermithor.bsky.social
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“Marie takes a sculpting class and creates a giant vagina” is an all time banger

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L.C. 's avatar L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social
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"Corey and Sean get tangled up with a teenage gang member" and the gang member is like a skinny white kid in a leather jacket with a switchblade who says "damn" once.... could never happen with a 12 episode season.

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Carter Edman 's avatar Carter Edman @carteredman.bsky.social
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There are 251 episodes of MASH!!!

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William Stiteler's avatar William Stiteler @williamstiteler.bsky.social
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I've been watching CHiPs for the fun of seeing what new expensive hobby Ponch and Jon were abruptly experts at this week. Bonus: the sight of no one EVER using a seat belt. Not cops, and not even the stunt man-turned criminal who deliberately crashed into people while wearing a hockey helmet.

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I would take so many more What We Do in the Shadows episodes. Please!

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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this is the only version of this argument i am not exhausted by hearing this week. most people need to shut the fuck up about or seriously tone down their retvrn but for tv nonsense, you, on the other hand, are correct.

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