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we get a few more waffles zealots every day

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If anyone can lend a helping hand. I also recommend a follow for awesome thoughts about food

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hey liberals, hows seeking out and harassing Black femmes going for your voter turnout? bold strategy

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Dani Pennsylvania's avatar Dani Pennsylvania @daniellie.bsky.social
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β€œDid you forget… to tell yourself you’re awesome?”

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"theyre all gonna be silently proud over how well you did"

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Hijabi of Colour πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ β™ΏοΈπŸ”ž (250/$302)'s avatar Hijabi of Colour πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ β™ΏοΈπŸ”ž (250/$302) @hijabiofcolor.bsky.social
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Please help

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somehow way worse than buying a $200 metal detector to search for pennies

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hbd you magnificent creature!

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lmao imagine having *that* goal scored on you after saying *that* πŸ’€

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so my kiddo has two "delayed" speech sounds but like, they're non spanish phonemes and my kid goes to a spanish language school and doesnt speak 100% english at home i dont really wanna expand because its too old career for me, but like i wanted to write that much out

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what is your modus operandi friend do you know where i may acquire illicit intoxicants?

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like a perfect usa network late night villain

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i learned how to make imessage stickers

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there are so many words i dont know

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i love that i got halfway through the second sentence and my brain already started screaming the last one

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Dune (1987) ~crop top appreciator~'s avatar Dune (1987) ~crop top appreciator~ @nofunoverlord.top
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everybody stop what you're doing i have a very important public service announcement here it goes everyone looks good in a crop top. no exceptions

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ima start asking people what their going concern is whats their real modus operandi

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different direction, but same feeling how people just ✌️forgot✌️ about putting migrants in concentration camps as soon as the 2020 election happened

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ohh, i get it what i meant was that being Autistic isnt what impedes my access to agency or self-actualization or whatever like if i wanna stim because its good for me at that moment, my Autism doesnt impede that. however, allistic expecations - the social "norms" - may impede my ability to stim

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even accelerated since 2020

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bruh if youre allistic and in my replies about an Autistic post maybe fuck off lol?

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sometimes i read a post i wrote where i incorrectly translated from spanish to english and it now makes no earthly sense

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also not lost on me your use of a bigoted slur in that reply

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questions like 'what am i supposed to see' and 'what are you trying to show me' and 'what am i missing' can be solved by this One Cool Trick Many Accounts Refuse To Employ 😌

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teedy πŸ₯₯🌴 - existing in the context of all that we are and all 's avatar teedy πŸ₯₯🌴 - existing in the context of all that we are and all @reply.guyfieri.info
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have done this for years and it’s easier with some works than others (in terms of continuing to enjoy it) but always found it odd when i see people defending cancelled artists like. are they paying you?

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Van Weasel πŸ”₯ Summer Hater Arc πŸ”₯'s avatar Van Weasel πŸ”₯ Summer Hater Arc πŸ”₯ @vanweezer.bsky.social
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Mike's hard work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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Danny Lore's avatar Danny Lore @weredawgz.bsky.social
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If you are not ready to give up the work of someone who did bad things You can enjoy it without talking about it You know that right Just keep it to yourself and stop seeking validation for it

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some of yall pretty happy quietly encouraging these pieces of shit too

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potz(er)πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‰πŸ¦ 's avatar potz(er)πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‰πŸ¦ @feral-bear.bsky.social
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being anti-sex worker and reporting M/A is petty selfish needless harmful and sometimes deadly. if you participate in the oppression of people trying only to survive this hellscape you’re a piece of shit

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this could fix me, and it's just reciprocated love and affection

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shaka πŸ¦πŸ‘‘'s avatar shaka πŸ¦πŸ‘‘ @beejonson.me
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Americans speak like fascism will be ushered into America with a trump win. Got news for y'all: fascists learned from your country. Nazis learned from your country. Y'all are the blueprint for genocide, oppression, capitalism, slavery, and institutionalised bigotry. Fascism is already in America.

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im always so horny for food

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feeling very corpseful for this bit of trivia

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oh man you burned that far right internet personality so hard i bet they were so sad and cried for hours after they totally saw your post

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hey whats that black patch with the white sun thing

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ive talk about things like this before but its just a daily mindfuck how having kids will constantly remind you of family trauma what you grow up in an abusive home

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Autism isnt my disability its allism that disables me

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im a sighted individual but because of other disabilities, alt text helps me understand and participate in a lot more discussion on social media

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*turns of america* ive already seen this rerun

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πŸ“» 🐸 πŸͺ²

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sorry just trying to adapt to this current black mirror episode

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