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Everyone’s favorite irascible cyborg he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 's avatar NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 5,1973

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I got lots of sleep to catch up on for sure

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I’m also wicked tired! I didn’t sleep at all on that train last night

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Diabetic age = real age * number of years with diabetes. Or something

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If you ever catch me calling somebody Sir <name> you must kill me. That’s a pod person

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Bean Man is sort of subtracting from the fact that the Mogg thing has apparently just been awarded prize pig at the county fair

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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It’s important not to be a fucking creep. You gotta at least try.

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If you’ve ever gotten called by the president on your bday, then I am going to eat you soon

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Well I guess that settles the question of which Scandinavian country to visit

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Guess who’s super stoned on a choo choo 🚂!?!?

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Tend!'s avatar Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social
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she stars on my stripes 'til i spangle

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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) 's avatar Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch

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My cat Sneezer’s full name is Augustus Sneezer. But she also says to smash fascists

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Radical Graffiti 's avatar Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
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"Vote Here" Seen on a trashcan in Brixton, South London

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John F. Ketamine (Leisurely) 's avatar John F. Ketamine (Leisurely) @papihustle.bsky.social
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Happy 4th of Just kidding death to America

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I’ve never encountered a shit chocolate but I can see how that would fuck up your person outlook on things

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when i see an old computer i simply start hooting and hollering like an ape of the zoo

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I’ll tell you some bad contractor stories someday when I’m not in the middle of packing

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So I’ll spare everyone the fine details but I have pretty serious digestive issues sometimes and this layout would allow a person to do two very specific things simultaneously without making a really bad mess. Just sayin

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mainly seafood 's avatar mainly seafood @mainlyseafood.bsky.social
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maybe you should try fucking your vacuum once in a while

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That’s a pretty close deadline. You can also ride that same train to Chicago and from there the Amtrak world is your oyster

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The train itself doesn’t have wifi. But you get a pretty sturdy table at your seat and 120v AC.

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It’s the only way to travel. There’s a really sweet observation lounge upstairs from the snack bar. It’s so classy

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That train will drop you off in this absolutely amazing, cheeseball, fake-Bavarian village in the mountains. It can’t be beat leavenworth.org

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