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Elbow Deep in a Car

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Do not engage with the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with BBQ sauce. Nonbinary(she/they) nerd, ffxiv player, mechanic to pay the bills. Weird things happen. Sometimes I share them.

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Found on Amazon, oddly enough, tho I suspect it was ripped from some real artist so I'd try etsy?

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John Pfaff's avatar John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social
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Ah, FB memories serving up some winners. This is what an itemized $1,330,000 NICU hospital bill looks like (only 96 days to get there). The apple is there for scale. Here’s why I share it. Too many ppl don’t know abt lifetime caps and pre-existing bans. Bc the STILL-VULNERABLE ACA banned them.

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Magnet decals in dildo shape. The bigger and gawdier, the better.

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They kinda do have them on their shelf though, thru prime you can also access paramount + stuff

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Oh, and apparently the apartment we were meant to be moving into will not, in fact, be ready on time. Which now means we either scramble to find another place or be effectively homeless for two-ish weeks. Ah yes, all coming up Milhouse today, I see.

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Like, it's been months of having to sit someone else's pets, and the owner hasn't made any progress towards finding another temporary housing for them aside from "an idea". I don't have pets bc I can't afford them from an energy or financial standpoint but kept them on to be nice.

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Man I sure love when you try to establish even the slightest plan for something important, and the other end of the important information game decides to be vague and waffle on a response with something(anything) concrete. I don't need this stress on top of the stress of trying to orchestrate a move

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Same, but my mother is the abusive POS. Finding how many of your behaviors stem from their mistreatment as you reflect on yourself is a whole mess

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Linuxrebel 's avatar Linuxrebel @linuxrebel.bsky.social
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Remember this is the guy that wants to be president, again. Lock up your daughter's folks

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Weird schedule the past week, this week and next week. The shop will be imploding in on itself by the time everyone else's scheduled vacations roll through, just in time for my vacation, where I can cackle madly from my couch, and give zero fucks after all the bs this year so far

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I'll tip mine back in your honor as I get moderately buzzed and doomscroll while lamenting what was meant to be my day off tomorrow

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LA Guettler [insert cleverness here]'s avatar LA Guettler [insert cleverness here] @laguettler.bsky.social
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If you read just one book this month, that's awesome because reading isn't a contest.

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Everything between here *gestures to front bumper* and here *gestures to back bumper* is crap

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I played that game a lot as a kid with very limited entertainment options. Also, the hellscape has become a hive of porn bots and nazis, not surprising they'd ignore knowledge

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Saucy Rick Havoc 's avatar Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social
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Time for an economics lesson.

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Laura Verdin's avatar Laura Verdin @weenietowne.bsky.social
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I should start using this, twitter gets worse to be on every day. Anyway I’ve been doodling and colored this cute dragon girl

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As much as I'd rather see a younger candidate for multiple reasons, the independent options we do have get zero visibility and over half the states don't bother putting them on ballot. Independents get no traction, which is a damn shame and caused by media bias.

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On a whim, I started doing some database searches for the unusual phrase "Christ-hating Communists" and you'll never believe where it turned up.

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Stevie Wilson's avatar Stevie Wilson @swinku.bsky.social
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Really not enjoying this news as the Supreme Court continues to try and roll back every government oversight to stop companies from killing us with negligence www.newsweek.com/toxic-tampon...

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And they'll never ask how it can be fixed if they stand to profit off of no change

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Melanie D’Arrigo's avatar Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social
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If you steal $1000, you can be sent to prison. When health insurance companies steal $50,000,000,000, they get tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts, while the people they steal from die or go into debt. But keep blaming immigrants and poor people for rising crime.

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From a very reliable source, I'm told to place your palm on the scooter, and gently roll it first clockwise five times, then counterclockwise to properly recalibrate. *Dudley Approved Science*

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"Well, excuse me, princess, but if you came down from your tower on occasion you might very noticed" would've been my response. We won't be tolerating that gaslighting today, sir.

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Malibu? Pronounced after four or so poor man's piñas? (Malibu&pineapple juice for the curious)

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I consider myself to be definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but if I can parallel park a full-length semi-truck for a class A license, anyone can at least get their 4 wheeler into the hole, and you've proven it

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I couldn't rewatch the Matrix Trilogy, the scene in 2(iirc) where the camera centers on Neo and he spins everywhere fighting all the Smiths got me so motion sick I had to lie down. Didn't happen when I was younger and the movie was new. Getting older is weird.

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Finally a Sunday I don't have to work with the slow guy. I should start day drinking before they try panic calling me in.

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Jordan W. Thatcher's avatar Jordan W. Thatcher @jordanwthatcher.bsky.social
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Yesterday was the first day I felt like I was in a flow state in my new art space. The changes are finally settling in.

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saw my first and second cybertrucks IRL today; parked nose-to-nose. looked like optimus prime forgot his dang slippers

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Icymi: I made a feed that collects posts about seeing a cybertruck for the first time because I enjoy them (the posts not the car) so much