Arkhar

@arkhar.bsky.social

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star trek. music. videogames. rage. stupidity. general buffoonery.

Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

depending on the wind a lot of it might end up in portugal

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

as my bones grew they did hurt they hurt really bad i tried hard to have a father but instead i had a dad

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

Let me know when they build a battery with the same energy density as gasoline and I will sign up immediately.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:22 UTC

Deli!

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

it's actually acid! it just turns into poison gas when it hits stuff! so many ways to die!

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 08:22 UTC

Or Randy Quaid for that matter?

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

weedelore?

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 18, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

Anakin Skywalkers moms slave job was jerking off Jabba the hutt

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

bruh what the fuck

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

a version of tablature where the notation is just varying versions of DRRRRRR and weeeeee

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

Only this allowed

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Helldivers 2 is a fucking masterpiece and the developers should get a nobel prize for creating something that is so goddamn fun.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] May 07, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

Why would anyone ever do that? He's never had a negative consequence in his life for his actions or words, why would anyone suggest he should change his behaviour?

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
[ View ] May 02, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

seems really cool that as a Jew I am now an anti-semite if a white nationalist christian fundamentalist says I am

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

every once in a while you just need the gorbage imo:

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

slander!

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

I wouldn't call them crappy, but I definitely would prefer almost any other type of roll. They're acceptable for an egg sandwich though.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

when I was a kid I always told myself, screw the rest of the food, when i grow up im just going to eat 20 matzoh balls. I still haven't tried. I'm a coward.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

autobanned!

i.imgur.com/p2KJvvO.png

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Disbarred? Who cares? Why isn't she in prison?

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

poop slidin' away

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

he's melting! quick, he needs treats!

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

stop scrotum shaming

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

fences with switches turn them on

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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

Alanis Morrissette - Jagged Little Pill Oasis - What's the story morning glory? Bush - Sixteen Stone The Offspring - Smash Green Day - Dookie No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill Biggie - Ready to Die

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

this exists and the box is called doordash

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Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

If 10,000 non-white, not rich defendants asked for a reduced amount of bond so they could avoid being evicted or foreclosed on not a single one of them would receive this mercy

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Vincent Prices butthole powered death machine

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

<puts on annoying man who watches too many movies hat> I thought it was a fun popcorn movie, but it was not worthy of the title imo. OG Dalton was a warrior poet and in the end the whole town fights back against the bad guy. The new movie was just a story about a dude with a rage problem.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

to be fair it is enough salt for like six days

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Dr. Jens Foell @fmriguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 10:09 UTC

I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect

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Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

I don't really care for these movies the same way that I do about the rest of the Trek universe, but this shot is one of my favorite in all of Star Trek:

youtu.be/qCJrlOx4PFI

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

What about ass to mouth

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Oh, I'm not saying its something that is even remotely in the realm of possibility for his character. But I just mean all of his problems could have not existed if he had just said that one sentence.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

he wouldn't have needed his core base nearly as much if he hadn't bungled the coronavirus response. I honestly believe that literally that one sentence about wearing a mask would have changed everything.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

Something I say almost anytime this sort of things comes up is - "If Donald Trump had gone on TV on March 1, 2020 and said - Hey America, Wear a Mask." He'd still be president right now. He would have CRUISED to re-election...Just from that one sentence.

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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Hey quick question: When a poor person is fined $1,000 and it's "impossible" for them to come up with the money, do judges usually just waive the usual rules and cut them a break? I don't own a TV or know what newspapers are!

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Drop a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Do you think you'd sell your soul To just have one thing to turn out right? For the thousandth time you turn and find That it just makes no difference to try Like Holden Caulfield, I tell myself There's got to be a better way Then I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling Dream of brighter days

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

It's a meaningless end to the story Got no time for my forgotten glory And now just when I know what I'm after It just brings me to laughter

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 04, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

so the states can control a women's uterus but not disqualify a tyrant criminal insurrectionist? got it.

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[ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

"Is it possible, that we two, you and I, have grown so old and so inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness? Would that constitute a joke?"

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

when zefram cochrane hits the steppenwolf on the Phoenix launch is prolly the best moment in american sci-fi. just sayin.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 08:50 UTC

Have fun and use all the holes

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Show me a game that came out when you were 12.

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

I'm not afraid of the ghosts in your head I heard them say they won't torture you anymore

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Arkhar @arkhar.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

The kind of hate that causes this shit isn't taught at school. It's taught at home. Charge the parents of the attacking girls.

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