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Dashiell Bennett
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I think Biden's best move now would be to start posting "They're actually coming after you. I'm just in the way." memes
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No longer a bot! Like a real boy!
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Dashiell Bennett
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I think Biden's best move now would be to start posting "They're actually coming after you. I'm just in the way." memes
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Dashiell Bennett
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Looks like park police narrowly averted a massacre in Yellowstone on July 4 and it didn't even make a blip on the weekend news
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Dashiell Bennett
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Tired: The War on Cars Wired: The War on Cars' Dealerships
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The Autopian
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(Facepalms in pickup truck) ➡️ The 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500 Has a Lower Payload Rating Than This Little Truck From 1996 👀
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Dashiell Bennett
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If Kathy Hochul is worried about how congestion pricing is going to hurt NYC businesses right before an election, maybe take another look at this restaurant extortion scheme that was just uncovered
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Dashiell Bennett
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Ever since THAT Succession episode I've been worried someone out there would think "hey that's a great idea!"
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Dashiell Bennett
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I don't know. But it's exhausting to watch five seasons of it!
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I just knew House of The Dragon would become another endless slog of terrible things happening to the characters you like. I guess I got what I expected!
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Dashiell Bennett
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Just remembered when one of the guys running for president actually was president and Congress had to quietly take him out of the chain of military command. Maybe worth mentioning why in an ad or something
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Dashiell Bennett
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The only thing twitter still had going for it was talking about live sports, and even that seems to be dead now. England in penalty shootout and crickets on the timeline? Dunzo.
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Dashiell Bennett
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It's kinda wild how much of the first hour of Star Wars is just following around a couple of bickering robots doing god knows what in who the fuck cares
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Jenna Routenberg
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What the fuck
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Dashiell Bennett
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Honestly the best argument for Biden stepping aside is that then he can personally turn all the "too old" stuff back on Trump. I mean, it probably still won't stick but at least it opens one of the strongest attacks that Ds currently have to avoid
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Dashiell Bennett
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Make that three wins and a berth in the semifinal without a French player scoring a goal
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Dashiell Bennett
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My one (uneducated) theory of soccer is that if big tournament games could not go to penalty kicks, I suspect most of them would end in regulation with a winner and pretty much none would go past 120
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Dashiell Bennett
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As if qualified immunity was not more than enough for them already
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Jim Zub
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This photo is pure 2024.
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Dashiell Bennett
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"I wish them luck" "Oh, wow. I guess he really buried that idea, huh!"
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"Eighth Avenue has been narrowed down to two lanes, and if someone is double-parked it turns into one lane, so we need to relook at what we’re doing over there." "We need an extra car lane so that more people can illegally double park" is supreme galaxy brain thinking
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Jacob Bacharach
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LMFAO at NYT *not* disclosing that the guy who wrote this was a clerk for John Roberts! Honestly gotta respect the game.
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Dashiell Bennett
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idk maybe at some point you have to do something about all the politicians saying they want to kill their enemies just a thought
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Dashiell Bennett
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Why do non-profits still mail address labels? I haven't put a stamp on anything in about five years
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Dashiell Bennett
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imagine making this complaint to another human, even anonymously
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Dashiell Bennett
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they swapped out the nudity and rape for more child murder, tho
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Jibblescribbits
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Shipwreck Boat tour on Lake Superior on the 4th of July. Did the captain play "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" over the loudspeaker? Folks, you know he did. Now THAT'S pure Michigan
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Dashiell Bennett
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Parker Molloy
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Thinking about the time I edited Bernie's face onto Biden's body and created the slick supercandidate
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Dashiell Bennett
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No chance, pal
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<suddenly realizing that any plans for changing or not changing the ticket hinge completely on the unassailable electoral instincts of senior party strategists>
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Dashiell Bennett
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So New Jersey and Long Island drivers have been spared the nasty mean toll, but anyone trying to get around the extra congestion on a Citi Bike now has to pay more. Coooooooool.
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Dashiell Bennett
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Two kinds of right-wingers: 1) the ones who believe the left will never cross certain lines (so they do not need to fear them) 2) the ones who believe it is the bloodthirsty dream of the left to cross those lines (so they are determined to do it first)
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Dashiell Bennett
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very cool 20 minutes in america
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Dashiell Bennett
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also, headline framing doesn't really match the tale. (acknowledging the situation isn't the same as considering dropping out)
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Dashiell Bennett
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Simply muddying the waters is enough for them though. Like 2020, piling up judicial rulings that go against you just fuels the "it's rigged" grievance engine
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Dashiell Bennett
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Same. Whatever you're going to do, just get it on with it already
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Inspector Ratchet
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My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇
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Dashiell Bennett
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So here's another wild hypothetical for Johnny Roberts to think about: When Trump accuses Biden of voter fraud in November (which he will) he'll actually have no recourse to challenge Even if they both claim the other's electors are fake, Biden's are allowed to be. For "election integrity"
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Dashiell Bennett
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A lot of the power in terrorism comes from a willingness to cross lines that your enemies won't
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Dashiell Bennett
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That's a pretty big chunk of debris! To fall on your head! From space!
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Dashiell Bennett
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France has won two games without scoring a goal and is into the Euro quarterfinals. Your move, Hawkeyes.
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Dashiell Bennett
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Doesn't matter if it works. Table stakes of the conversation for the next five months
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I guess, on the other hand, the stakes of November are now explicit and extremely clear. Intentions fully declared.
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Dashiell Bennett
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So why should Biden not just send every Republican in Congress to Gitmo now?
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Dashiell Bennett
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Ah well nevertheless
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Dashiell Bennett
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If England ever wants to win a soccer tournament again they need to go back to shirts with real collars
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Dashiell Bennett
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Martin Mull did many funny things, but for me, his legacy will be providing the perfect straight man set-up for the greatest joke of all time youtu.be/II4-HnWRQK0?...
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Dashiell Bennett
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lol what
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Dashiell Bennett
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They're justified. And they're ancient. What else is there to understand?
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Dashiell Bennett
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*SUPREME COURT OVERTURNS CHEVRON RULING IN BLOW TO AGENCY POWER don't they get tired of being this predictable? right down to the day
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