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Starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.

he/himbo

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Leif Malone's avatar Leif Malone @thetroops.bsky.social
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Me interviewing possible assistants: “And it’s pronounced like it’s spelled? Wormtongue?”

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tinfelix’s haunted supermarket 's avatar tinfelix’s haunted supermarket @tinfelix.bsky.social
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psst…hey…it’s your brain…did everyone discover you’re a fraud yet?

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molly ✨'s avatar molly ✨ @brat.fm
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it fucken WIMDY

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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Hey NYT can your Bsky account mysteriously disappear like your Threads account? But then stay that way forever

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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The press using the white house visitor logs to write up (apparently false) attacks on Biden after Biden published visitor logs and Trump didn't: good illustration of the reward for upstanding and ethical behavior in the current media environment.

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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This stupid cruel and pointless article even admits within the text that 1) the doctor met with people other than Biden during these visits and 2) has been on the White House’s team of doctors since 2012 and has visited during both the Obama and Trump admins.

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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I swear every time I open an Adobe document I get like 6 pop ups for some random AI bullshit. I do not care, I will never want to use it, I cannot fathom how this AI nonsense could possibly aid me in reading a PDF, please fuck all the way off

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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Crimes committed before becoming president in order to become president are official presidential acts though, ask the Supreme Court

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Refuse to believe such a person exists

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Velodus's avatar Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
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When the France election results are good

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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Every time meta ai writes one of these summaries the world temperature raises one degree.

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Stephen's avatar Stephen @entrop.net
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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

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Dan Cerinthedark's avatar Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social
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every time you stop making sense David Byrne’s suit grows 2 sizes

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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He was the gaffe guy back in 2008 when he was running against Obama! And all through the vice presidency! That’s like his thing. Being Mr gaffe.

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Don Zeko's avatar Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social
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Say what you will about the various Democratic party actors in the fight over whether Biden stays on the ticket, but I can understand all of their behavior much better than I can the journalists who are trying to write their way into the camps

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Rebel Moon branded berry kiwi watermelon G-Fuel energy formula.

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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Mr free speech man says “those who disagree with me deserve death”

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Frittermaxxing. Fritter pilled.

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Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again

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MAGA politicians: yes we think some people should die, be killed even. We just made it legal for the president to do that News media: Biden said a wrong word and immediately corrected himself - is he fit to lead???

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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What the actual fuck is going on at the New York Times

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Constitution: also Presidents who commit crimes are subject to the law Roberts court: ok but what if the opposite

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Vince Mancini's avatar Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social
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🎶 I don’t practice Santeria… 🎶

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Men's rea activist's avatar Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Honestly still in shock that the most crooked American President in history said "I need immunity" and the GOP Supreme Court said "well, it's nowhere in the constitution, but sure, why not? Whats the worst that could happen?"

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Aaron van Dorn 's avatar Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social
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Heritage ghoul in a to camera interview: We are literally going to kill you Average bsky tankie: the Dems are the worst possible political party and Biden in particular is the worst possible person Hmm, how did we end up here

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Seth D. Michaels 's avatar Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social
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“The President of the United States would be liable to be impeached, tried, and, upon conviction of treason, bribery, or other high crimes or misdemeanors, removed from office; and would afterwards be liable to prosecution and punishment in the ordinary course of law.” couldn’t be clearer!

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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You boys gonna BUY some wigs?

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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I love that one side is like “well what do you expect Biden to DO? He needs a super flooper majority in the house and senate in order to take any meaningful action on anything” and the other side is like “ok let’s get the kill lists ready for all the people we’re definitely going to legally kill”

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It’s crazy that it never occurs to her that maybe this dude doesn’t want to talk about everyone’s random kinks and doesn’t care what people do in the privacy of their own home

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scott⚡️mccloud's avatar scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
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As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).

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More 13 year old pics from Yellowstone that popped up on my Facebook memories

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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well in a second term trump can just drone strike lorne michaels

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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Facebook just reminded me that 13 years ago I was in Wyoming and Montana taking just the awesomest pictures.

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𒌐🌈ざぼうさん🌈𒌐's avatar 𒌐🌈ざぼうさん🌈𒌐 @zabusan.bsky.social
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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Sorry I was late, I accidentally got in the Crazy Taxi

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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This decision is genuinely insane and unsurvivable

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Shocking that this SCOTUS which has been most notable for taking bribes and being explicitly partisan would do something like this.

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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My first read: If a president commits crimes unrelated to him being the most powerful person in the world, he can be prosecuted. But if explicitly uses his powers to commit crimes, he is at least presumptively, and probably absolutely immune from prosecution. I mean, holy shit.

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Funky Dynamite's avatar Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social
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I’m with ya, but regarding AI I don’t think there are really any successful use cases. I think every integration on a public facing level ends up crumbling or being drastically walked back. But apparently schools have millions to flush down this particular terlet

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If they make these as variants I will buy the heck out of em

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Why are so many people still so susceptible to this obvious snake oil?

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