From t-rexes on Noah's ark to covenant marriage, new House Speaker Mike Johnson has embraced a range of absurd, harmful positions. But you can't argue with him because he says they come straight from his uniquely reactionary interpretation of the Bible.
like flat earthers, young earth creationists are all a bit wackadoodle. you kind of have to toss all caution to the wind to believe this shit with your whole heart (or you are impressionable and not bright, but I have a hard time believing people are truly this dumb).
Oh bloody hell, he's best mates with Ken Ham, young Earth creationist and human troll doll. I apologise on behalf of Australia for inflicting him upon an unsuspecting world.
Years ago, I saw the following on a bumper sticker: “The Bible says it. I believe it. That’s the end of it.” I thought, Well, that person must be a laugh and a half at dinner parties.
If “We don’t believe in divorce, but we can’t just not get divorced. We need the government to force our own crappy religion on us.” Doesn’t foretell a lifelong happy marriage, I don’t know what does.
Ronald Reagan would be so proud. This has been the Republicans for decades. Can we talk about the bonkers charter schools yet? No evolution in sight and a demonic universe. Back to the dark ages.