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If you are a false don't entry Bolt Thrower is mid I mostly just post pics of my dog


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Yeah but in my version, white people are only allowed to live in a handful of NYC-sized city-states while all the other land is returned to indigenous control.

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I'm in Colorado at the moment and everything is just too spread out for my liking

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Western states are too damn big. The maximum allowed land area for a state should be roughly equivalent to three Massachussetses or ⅘ of a Pennsylvania.

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There's a degree of humiliation inherent in the act of buying something from a fast food place just to get the code for their restroom.

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That's a bit aggressive

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Make that two forms

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I can think of one specific form of poetic justice that should befall this fellow...

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There's great virtue in shutting the fuck up.

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"insurers pull sex abuse coverage" is a phrase that has me feeling like Sam Neill at the end of In the Mouth of Madness.

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E-girl and her podcaster boyfriend

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I'd buy that explanation if he were a woman.

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My friend's puppy is huge and adorable

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What happened to that guy's career? He used to be in tentpole movies all the time in the 00s and since then he's been reduced to being in shit like this.

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it is in your interest to define yourself as vaguely and noncommittally as possible

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There's great virtue in shutting the fuck up.

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There comes a point where you have to realize that you're locked in an endless folie-a-deux with these freaks and that feeling the compulsion to respond to everything they say, no matter how trite and tedious, means granting them an undeserved degree of legitimacy.

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There is absolutely no reason to amplify the latest in an interminable series of right-wing essays pissing and moaning about how pop culture does not sufficiently kowtow to their delusions, even to dunk on it. None. These screeds carry zero value.

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All volunteers required to answer a questionnaire listong the diseases they either believe they have or will have inflicted upon them by the Deep State.

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E-girl and her podcaster boyfriend

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I'm gonna call him K.K. Starming and there's nothing you can do about it.

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You know that old saying. One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

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tonsil stones are human ambergris

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Reading a single paragraph of a Peter Watts novel would literally kill this person.

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My friend's puppy is huge and adorable

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It's Lab-OUR, not Lab-MY Is that anything?

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“Are you still a believer in America? Because at seven, it’s marginal, right?”