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Sentient Cardigan

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science editor, writer, mom, rescuer of asses. global health expert. professional reviews from men include: "foments rebellion", "aggressive and unprofessional". PhD, misanthrope. the Statler to your Waldorf. she/her


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apropos of uhhhhhhh everything, reposting this again

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Dave Hutchinson's avatar Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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I’m not sure there’s anything you can say about a society that wants to protect kids from Anne Frank’s Diary but won’t protect them from guns.

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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We Contain Multitudes: Ed Yong deserves better than The Atlantic, full stop

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The Originalism Trap: (non-fiction) someone needs to turn Scotus off and then back on again or maybe lift up their judges' robes and blow into the cartridge slots to see if that'll help

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This Wretched Valley: (horror) rock-climbing author obsessed with Dylatov pass mystery writes a book to get over her disappointment with the Frozen solve. Respect. Relic (horror/mystery): a series Chricton could've written if he hadn't turned all weird and brick-dumb toward the end

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1-sentence unserious reviews of the books I am currently reading: The Elementals: (horror) hella dysfunctional Southern family is haunted by...sand? A Fate Inked in Blood: (fantasy): Skyrim, played on easy mode, but hornier

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Mir's avatar Mir @miriam.lol
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It frustrates me when people express relief that far-right candidates received ONLY x% of the vote. Five years ago, far-right candidates weren't on the ballot at all. What will it look like in another five years? Sighs of relief and self-congratulation just leads to MORE complacency

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meeting lead: ok. So. Let's get down to business-- all the millennials in the room: 🎵 to defeat the Huns...🎵 rest of the room: [glares in Gen X]

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Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham 's avatar Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social
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😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

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I *want* to be the kind of mom who plants flowers in your favorite color every year, who makes homemade hot cocoa every time it snows, who hand-embroiders your name on your favorite sweater and I am! and it's great

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I planted flowers this spring (cosmos and zinnias) in my 4yo's favorite color simply so I could give her fresh bouquets all summer she's THRILLED every time best use of a few hours and a couple packets of seeds ever; I smell a new family tradition

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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi's avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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time machine technician: oh hey you're back early time traveler: vibes are off. time machine technician: what? time traveler: *loading a pistol, grabbing a stack of howard zinn angela davis ursula le guin franz fanon and bruno latour books and getting back in the time machine* vibes are off.

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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wait I saw this movie Dolly looks different here must be the pink

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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made a midnight snack in the half-dark of my 2am kitchen the jar I thought was strawberry jam wasn't I made a peanut butter and eggplant ratatouille sandwich 0/10 do not recommend

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hire an editor and save yourself from submitting an article to The Lancet on your organization's "pubic outreach"

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this word has now ceased to have any meaning for me whatsoever lol

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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you're putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable, it's 'sativa'

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as someone who's worked as a translator, this is hilariously true

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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yeaaaah. who am I, anymore?

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at what point in my life did I start thinking of 8am as "already really late in the day"??

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Le Cagle's avatar Le Cagle @lecagle.bsky.social
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Within minutes of the Board of Trustees vote, the university had expunged the entire University Senate website, deleting decades of meeting minutes, faculty evaluations of the president, and more. Truly reprehensible.

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pretty sure it's sativa

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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ahahahahaha it took me six months of effort to cancel my subscription

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

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the only problem is if you ever drop them and they land tip-first...they're pretty much useless going forward

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I remember motel signs advertising "HBO", but never "NAKED. IN A HAYLOFT."

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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yeah, they're sharp af and definitely require a steady hand...I wouldn't use them on anyone but myself

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I don't care, it can be a "grounded theory approach" (although I could harp on that later)...just give me SOMETHING

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*somehow no one ever says HOW** coding was performed, just that it WAS (**did you use a codebook? is it available? was the coding inductive? deductive? whose methodology did you crib? if deductive, what theory was your jumping-off point? what software did you use? did you have multiple coders?)

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"the text was viewed line-by-line to gain an in-depth understanding" ...murder me "coding was performed*" ...with fire

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oh gosh, I use these and a suction-cup magnifying mirror (I stick it on the window for that 🤌 light) and I get complimented on my eyebrows all the time by women by INDIAN women (and they know their brows)

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look I'm an actual expert in the damn thing and I still think the way we write methods sections for qualitative research sounds hella stupid there's got to be a better way to do this

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and they say we don't need sex-ed in schools

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hey, it was news to me, too I had no idea about the epidemic of ball-less men out there

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I am not nice enough to be allowed on the internet, truly

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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but yes I know I am full-on sleeping on this podcast and shouldn't be

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I keep trying to get into it! The problem is probably that I tend to listen to non-fiction podcasts while cleaning/building/farming and fiction podcasts while hiking which I tend to do alone in the woods so multiple times I've started it and gone WHOOPS NO THIS IS A BAD LIFE CHOICE REWIND

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as ever, it's patriarchy

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Sentient Cardigan's avatar Sentient Cardigan @bairdlet.bsky.social
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cackling at a world in which vampires turn into squirrels and chipmunks instead of bats and wolves "you cannot imprison me! I will escape this cell by turning into--" "a menacing fog?" "no, a rose-scented warm breeze, LIKE A LADY"

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yeah, they gave me TYLENOL for my c-section T Y L E N O L after literally crawling across the floor on my hands and knees to care for my crying baby because I was in too much pain to stand upright, I may have called the hospital and HAD WORDS with the dispensing nurse

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me: posts something to instagram about the disparities in pain management between IUD insertion and vasectomies the internet: tells me I'm wrong b/c vasectomies are way more painful since they remove men's testicles and men aren't supposed to "live without balls" me: [cackles, shuts laptop]

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them: you're such a good writer, you should write a book! me: [writes weird historical fiction centered on female rage, body horror, and the politics of colonialism and vengeance] them: CHRIST NOT THAT BOOK ANY OTHER BOOK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I WAS THINKING SOMETHING NICE, MAYBE ABOUT CATS

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stay mad. mad gets things done. I've always had a sneaking suspicion that the emphasis that is placed on forgiveness and 'letting things go' (especially for women) isn't for our own benefit but rather a way of making resistance (which is so often fueled by fury, right?) socially unpalatable.

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well damn if this isn't the bravest piece of art I'll see this decade

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came to vegetarianism for the meat industry's effects on climate change, stayed because of the body horror

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my partner has been a vegetarian since childhood because to him, all animals are just friends he hasn't met yet I think that's beautiful. And noble, and emblematic of all the reasons I love him me? I know too much about zoonoses and factory farming gives me horror-novel-levels of deep ick

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COQUI COQUI COQUI COQUI ALL DAMN NIGHT COQUI

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Cait it's 1am don't start an argument with the evolutionary psychologists they can't help being the way they are, blame Pinker

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