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I'm selling my beloved Roland SVC350 vocoder in order to pay bills. It's on eBay for £1500. But they'll rob me of £200+ so hit me up if you're minted, trustworthy, and in the market for a legendary bit of vintage gear.
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A bigger lovely man needs me.
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😂
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New York. Himself is doing a gig.
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Packed. Clingy Wilf hasn't noticed yet. So there's that trauma left till tomorrow. God I love that cat.
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"As a child, the future serial killer was often observed to sniff his mother."
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The worst part is how upset Wilf gets when he realises we're going.
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Several times. Since pre 9/11. We have a regular hotel, so at least I know what that's like.
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I'll try. Getting a bit old and decrepit for this.
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Oh god, it's Packing Day. The worst bit of travelling. At least I know what the weather's going to be like in NY, hot and wet. So only light clothing needs to fit around all the cables and effects pedals I need to bubble wrap and cram in the suitcases.
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I'd probably terrify him by flashing my tits or something.
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Looking forward to reading this.
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🎵Oh oh here he comes
Watch out bees he'll sweep you up
Oh oh here he comes
He's a beesweeper 🎵
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Husband just did a phone questionnaire with the GPs surgery regarding lung health. The bloke questioning him asked "Any asthma for yourself at all?" 😂
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Ooh I hadn't forgotten. 😠
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Sand in his little sock he put and whacked him on the occiput
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Before you read this linked article, pause, breathe in, exhale, and gather yourself.
www.livescience.com/planet-earth...
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I hope it's gentle with you.
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What's your favourite?
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High praise indeed. 😏
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I wondered who would go there. 😏
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This stuff is ridiculously good. It smells so great I could wear it as perfume.
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Fair point.
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Can't you eat in the house for a change?
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Snack on a zebra's bum?
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Taking a break from social media. I’ll see you guys in a couple of minutes.
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Weird stuff in dimly lit basements.
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I even miss the thing that replaced Allders.
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Going into Big Croydon. Pray for Beaks.
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Get his ass