Kevin Church 🖖🏻

K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

The night of July 4 is always a great example of how selective law enforcement is

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

This is such a fuckin' crowd-pleaser.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Really recommend it. Ditko doesn't care and Kirby's getting deaf in his old age, but Griff is just a nervous Nellie.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

We had our vet give us drugs for Griff and they really helped. Plus: he got some peanut butter!

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

Okay, putting on one more movie with booms and explosions. My first trip to the MCU in...two years? Sounds right.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Anyway, our third movie is about a man who beats up scammers, a thing I wish would happen in America.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

My mother just cited Gavin Newsom's height as a reason for him to run.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Now.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SET OFF FIREWORKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY? You don't get to see them! That's the point, right? Or is being an asshole to your neighbors and their pets the real reason?

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

So sorry he left us. Glad you got extra time with him.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

i could fix her

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

Our first patriotic selection: the sweatiest New York Movie since DOG DAY AFTERNOON.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Just put this in the oven after recommending it to @jordannwitt.bsky.social

NYT Cooking is the only part of that publication I can imagine continuing to support.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

ELSA

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Enjoying the sound of my father-in-law scrolling his Facebook feed at full volume.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

Checking to see if I can turn off any updates to our TCL TV.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Going to have to hit up the grocery this morning for hot dogs; might just go with veggie weenies for the heck of it. With good mustard and kimchi, you really don't notice the difference.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

gtfo

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

We gave Griff drugs so he could handle the booms, but it turns out he wants to sleep in our bed.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:18 UTC

All my love to the goodest boy.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

[The Killers beat] Are you human / 'cause I would eat you

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Oh yeah. This is a really interesting spin so far, though! Frankenheimer and Demme are so different that it's not surprising though. (I'm paused so the family can go pee, so don't think I'm watching my phone.)

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Tonight. 🇺🇲

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Oh, that's who we're talking about tonight.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

Just ordered a copy. Gonna start a reading group.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

Literally thought this was a Photoshop. Wow.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

HOLY SHIT

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

[whispers] 𝘔𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Reacher x Godzilla x Kong: Big Boy Summer

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

We had one over guys stealing an air conditioner here with a BB gun. They ditched the cops and drove back to the home where the getaway car was registered. The cops could have just...gone there.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

I really love that channel. Dude gets it.

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

To help you

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

Afternoon movie.

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