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Tim Onion@bencollins.bsky.social |
Very proud of America's Finest News Source™ tonight.
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Soul Filing Cabinets
@nensondubois.bsky.social
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Or the two meteorites.
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬
@kategodart.bsky.social
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i still think you guys should buy info wars and just make it redirect to the onion
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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་
@riwoche.bsky.social
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Love the RFK Jr in the lower-left corner just above the barcode
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sid
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great job tim onion
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Dr Emil Seidel, MD
@zbk.bsky.social
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"Twilight's last gleaming" is beautiful
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BBL Lizzy
@hereforagoodtime.bsky.social
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Not one funny headline, congrats.
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Tiny Brontosaurus
@tinybronto.bsky.social
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Bring Back SportsDome You Coward
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Steph Scythes
@stephscythes.bsky.social
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🧑🏻🦽🔵 Nursing Home v. 🤪 Insane Asylum on a golf course.
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Mr. Bob Dobalina
@skyballer.bsky.social
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The feelings of a nation...
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Jenn
@jennwa.bsky.social
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I love the Onion and most of the various takes tonight, but also "no" to almost all of this⬆️.
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Super Macho Man
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Man the Onion blows now. When does the new guy take over? This is hack bullshit that looks like it was written by Chat GPT.
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Gregg McLennan
@strayarc.bsky.social
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I want for you and the Onion to do well. This wasn't that.
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Justin Morgan
@justinmorgan.io
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Evening edition will document the current MSNBC self flagellation of an obviously old man sounding old, but never mind the crazy orange man bragging about a new breed of new drug dog and the loss of black jobs.
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Hens Breet
@monospace.com
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Nope.
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power to the ice pick (Liz)
@pluplubasch.bsky.social
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Please use alt text. Thank you !
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joe rae
@joerae.bsky.social
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thanks for buying The Onion. it's in good hands
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Tandy 400
@tandy400.bsky.social
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Tim Onion. Everything about this is *chef's kiss*
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Condor
@condor.bsky.social
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Yall nailed it
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Joanna Snark
@rebellegrrl.bsky.social
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The live posts of the debate were 🔥
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Rye! 💚🏳️🌈
@ryedog.bsky.social
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The true paper of record
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Bardie
@bardie.bsky.social
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Accurate
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Jam Max
@butlisten.bsky.social
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Excuse me, reality is plenty enough satirical right now
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mav
@mav.wtf
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As you should be, my compliments to the crew for producing perhaps the only debate coverage that provides any hope at all.
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Alice in Keynes
@aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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Eat shit, Ben. You're like Elon trying to be cool and edgy. 🙄
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Mr Dr Bae
@dallas-taylor.bsky.social
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Why?
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Bill Kuchman
@billkuchman.bsky.social
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Wait. Did someone do the math on the Vol/Issue as if The Onion never stopped publishing?
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Andrew Couts
@couts.bsky.social
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please give Jordan the day off tomorrow to recuperate/drink whiskey
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Nick Baker
@inkbacker.bsky.social
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Can you bring back the "Holy Fucking Shit" graphic?
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Steve Edwards
@mtdrift.bsky.social
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Instant classics.
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