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lol of course not!

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People are saying

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Cliff Clavin’s grandfather!

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Merrick is still getting all his ducks in a row. The guy convicted McVeigh, so he knows what he’s doing.

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Charles Kinbote's avatar Charles Kinbote @charleskinbote.bsky.social
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Maybe massively under reacting to J6 was a strategic mistake

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King's avatar The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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The DNC's only plan to stop fascism is to win every election forever, which is pretty rich considering how fucking much they suck at elections

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The Supreme Court already made him king so he sees it as unnecessary.

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Bert the Kitten's avatar Bert the Kitten @bertthekitten.bsky.social
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Here, I’ll start the copium: These are all anonymous sources, who can believe that? Also, I’ve never read political reporting in my entire life but I’m pretty sure you can only go by official government statements.

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“Hi Erin, the is Joe. I just shot my dick off. Can you spare $5.”

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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The D in DNC stands for shooting yourself in the Dick and still somehow raising $5M in 24 hours about it

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Samantha's avatar Samantha @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social
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i have arguments about "climate doomers" because it always ends up being that you're not allowed to say anything other than "well we can all recycle more and buy electric cars i guess" and pretend everyone who studies it isn't telling us we are past the point of no return to avoid mass displacement

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I’m not sure this is the point you’re making, but the idea we can build a bunch of electric cars and solar panels and keep doing what we do is dangerous horseshit. We need to basically produce and consume less, which goes against all of our capitalist conditioning.

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You’re right, he’s in great shape. Four more years!

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This wasn’t flubbing a few questions. Biden at times seemed out of it, had a flat affect most of the time, and lost his train of thought often. It reminded me of my dad in his last years. There’s no way he can serve another four years.

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Not yet, Molly, but the day is still young.

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This isn’t about one bad debate. Come the fuck on.

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1. Someone in the early stages of dementia should not be re-elected to the most important job in the world. 2. Why would anyone trust anything coming out of this WH any more? If Biden had a stroke, would the let us know or would they cover that up too?

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This is why I don’t feel sorry for Biden and the humiliation he is going through. He enabled a genocide so he can fuck off and die.

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Biden will go to prison long before Trump ever does.

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They could have gone after Trump and all the members of Congress who were helping try to steal the election but they appointed Merrick and just went after the morons Trump tricked into attacking the Capitol.

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This Biden thing might be what finally breaks this country’s brain.

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JFK, Jr: I can’t believe I ate a whole human.

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Yeah, it’s really interesting nobody ever wants to open a congressional hearing on the case. Some up and comer could really make a name for themselves, but for some reason no one ever seems interested.

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WaPo chose a nice photo of Joe crapping in his pants.

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Remember when the gang got invited to the White House?

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No I’m not going to walk outside my office and talk to you face to face.

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I occasionally remember that Shaq only won one MVP in his career and get upset.

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I agree it’s going to get ugly but I still hate him for Gaza.

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I don’t know how he can do that. Nobody believes the White House’s word on the subject anymore.

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The plan will be to stop giving arms to Ukraine so they’ll have to negotiate a crappy peace deal with Russia.

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Atrios's avatar Atrios @eschatonblog.com
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related: people who yell at protesters for Doing It Wrong every time and then demand "The Protesters" protest whatever they are mad about today

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There are a lot of thin skinned people here! 😂

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Holy shit I’m a nobody and I’m blocked by 258 people!

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How do you see how many people you are blocked by?

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We’re probably a couple of years from that.

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Even though I drink out of a toilet cup I am worthy of your respect.

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I know Roberts and the gang are ghouls, but aren’t they a little worried someone who doesn’t like them might be president some day?

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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.

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