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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Today, & every Sunday, we will be reading from the book of Genesis.
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kai@itskai.bsky.social |
619 followers 259 following 908 posts
comedian ๐ง: hi@kaicomedy.com
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Today, & every Sunday, we will be reading from the book of Genesis.
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K. A. โKick ร
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@keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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heatwave needs to calm tf down
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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They)
@comfortingmoo.online
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*to the tune of the crowd chanting for Samoa Joe* KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI!
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itโs adrian.
@uncmondaysbby.bsky.social
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!!!
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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plz reskeet if you listened to kaiconic! trying to get enough downloads this week to cover living expenses & rent for july
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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if i were a vampire i would spend my eternal life reading all the books and petting all the cats
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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so excited to be grotesquely murdered in my friend's horror comedy short film this week ๐ฅฐ
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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starting to think pet rent is a scam, they didn't even ask to see my cat's paystubs
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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wrapping my cyber truck with fake plastic paneling to look like a litter box ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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starting to think pet rent is a scam, they didn't even ask to see my cat's paystubs
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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wrapping my cyber truck with fake plastic paneling to look like a litter box ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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pussy so good you download the pattern app
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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if i had good health insurance i would spend so much time having a doctor tell me i just needed to fart
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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so excited to be grotesquely murdered in my friend's horror comedy short film this week ๐ฅฐ
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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if i were a vampire i would spend my eternal life reading all the books and petting all the cats
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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The Dominos pizza tracker is just making these names up. No one named Don Giovanni is quality checking my cheese pizza
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Alx (they)
@gendervoid.gay
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For @itskai.bsky.social ๐๐ธ
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๐คPrincess (๐ช๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ต๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐ต๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ช) Jade๐ค
@princessjade.bsky.social
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Letโs support this amazing being yes??!! ๐๐ฝ ๐ธ๐๐ธ MA BOOST ๐ธ๐๐ธ
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Alx (they)
@gendervoid.gay
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For @itskai.bsky.social ๐๐ธ
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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TO THIS DAY the mfs at corporate are still ignoring me about this
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Abolish Police
@eckslibris.bsky.social
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Kaiconic is hilarious, highly recommend!
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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big ups to everyone who has downloaded and listened to kaiconic so far, i really do appreciate you! if you haven't yet but you like good standup comedy stop depriving yourself of queer & trans joy
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Link is coconut-pilled. ๐ฅฅ ๐ด
@knilirabaj.bsky.social
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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mikey always was the coolest one
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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cum? you mean boner marrow??
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Jim Zub
@jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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A Left 4 Dead game, except instead of zombies, you're searching for your absent father, called Left 4 Smokes.
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Rachel H
@rachelcraves.bsky.social
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When two of your internet friends are mad at each other
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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idgaf they could eat my bills and student loans and i still wouldn't want them in my house
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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my most neurodivergent trait is i can't stand a heavy spoon unless i'm eating ice cream
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![Lauren McKenzie [free ๐ต๐ธ]'s avatar](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:ohrghfm2tnjqyyxjh5y3224n/bafkreiccnwhiztx2emhqp2lu6qgg7rj3iv5u7pv6k64m2kiyas2nl7ukue@jpeg){kind=small}
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Lauren McKenzie [free ๐ต๐ธ]
@themckenziest.gay
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But I thought the president is a king now
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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yes you may
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Parker Molloy
@parkermolloy.com
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That sounds suspiciously like something someone who would eat a human would say. (screenshot via @acyn.bsky.social on Twitter)
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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Cucks 4 Christ
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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TO THIS DAY the mfs at corporate are still ignoring me about this
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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i think an ideal first date would be driving to a spot with a great view of the city then parking and staring out the window disassociating for 25 minutes
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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[stops kissing me to whisper in my ear]: ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ซ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฎ?
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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sending all my sexual partners a text that says "you should get tested asap" but i mean for autism
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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realistic pet play where you fall in love with me then i die 12 years later
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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minoxidil makes your beard grow in fuller but can be bad for your kidneys. not a deal breaker it's also really toxic for cats even in small quantities. deal breaker. i'm such a man i would literally die for a full beard but so queer i will sacrifice my beard for my cats.
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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i'm a binary trans man but if a casting director wants a nonbinary trans person i WILL be they for pay
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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most of the best physical comedians are canadian because that shit is dangerous and they have health insurance
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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do yall take the lingerie off your garlic fast or slow
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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everyone talks about how dangerous wild animals are but no one talks about how many plants want us to fuckin die too
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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paying a sex worker to role play that she is on her way over so i clean the house and wash my dishes
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Link is coconut-pilled. ๐ฅฅ ๐ด
@knilirabaj.bsky.social
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The US in July 1776: Fuck Kings, Fuck Emperors. The US in July 2024: What if every official act of a president was presumptively legal.
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kai
@itskai.bsky.social
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unfertilized
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Lauren McKenzie [free ๐ต๐ธ]
@themckenziest.gay
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