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Col. Boozy Badger@boozybadger.bsky.social |
Good morning to all my legal colleagues rolling into the office this morning in an open bathrobe, boxers, a stained t-shirt, and mismatched fluffy house slippers, clinging a bottle of vodka and answering every question with “What does it fucking matter, nothing’s real anyhow.”
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Beldro Mercier, ing., P.Eng. 🦫🍁
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You missed the smoke (cigar or cigarette) in the other hand from the booze
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Jim Jimerson
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Why is there a lawyer anywhere in the US willing to stand up and participate in the farce of the Courts?
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Pyke Redrock
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"Look, I'm just going to go in there and read some tea leaves and see what the fuck happens, because why not?"
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EnberLight - Comms Open!
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I don't suppose the rest of the legal profession can just collectively sue the supreme court for unabashed absolute quackery? Like "Hi you did not Do A Reality, please revise your work." I was going to say there's probably no precedent, but apparently anything goes now so
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Camstone Faux🔜AC’24
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I figured that SCOTUS would just return opinions by casting bones into the fires to determine cases. Little did I realize they would not be waiting for their origins to die first.
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Mrs Schwarzski
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I feel like the wine moms are gonna be onboarding a lot of administrative lawyers into the resistance today.
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Sean McKeown
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If nothing is real, what we term "reality" is defined by social consensus. The social consensus right now is "that is some bullshit," and agitating along the lines of "no more bullshit" can be immensely productive.
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JoyComethInTheMorning
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Best post today. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
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Gayle Force 🍉
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A neighbor who teaches high school asked me yesterday if I would come talk to his 9th grade civics class in September. That's it. That's the joke.
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🪻Axel 🌱 Lycan 🌹
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welcome to the club, friend
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Orcish Law
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By means of a stronger willpower than I thought possible, I had a legal conversation with someone today that only used a single instance of profanity.
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