🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸

David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

The ramped-up hits on Project 2025 must be landing — Trump just shoved it right in front of the bus

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Apes is at the nearby but honestly we’re not really into that franchise. haven’t seen any of the new ones going back to walburger

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

weeeeeelp took today off in the hopes of a matinee movie date to see Furiosa and it’s already out of theaters

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

ah yes the most wonderful time of the year where you literally cannot see buildings 2 blocks away because of all the firework pollution from last night

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

who’s gonna get my breakfast business this morning?

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

that’s the stuff

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

the uk isn’t real

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

hulu just subjected me to a Disneyland Christmas commercial and guys it isn’t even my birthday yet much less halloween wtf

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

prob wearing one of those money belts under their shirt so their “stuff doesn’t get stolen”

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

it’s an EV the gas pedal isn’t really a throttle where you can flood the carburetor

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

I bust out “straight up pedophile” and “probably A Minor” the wife: do you know this song she completely missed the entire beef and didn’t know about Drake’s grooming shit

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

for context, I drive by Tommy the Clown’s wrapped Suburban every day on Artesia Blvd

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

TOMMY THE CLOWN IN ‘NOT LIKE US’ VIDEO only the real Gardena heads know

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

“what’s your cbd marg situation while we wait?”

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

gobble gobble

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

if the Brexit > Trump 2016 elections are any indication

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

look at these freakin eyes

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

oh hell yes! the aunties next door came out to the grill to cook kalbi right after I grilled hot dogs and then let me do the quality control on their grill job

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

baby’s first hot dog baby’s first cool ranch dorito between those and the lemonade this kid is JACKED

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

kiddo napping pool cooler/grill bag ready (just gotta load the dogs, beers, beans, and relish; cold stuff) guess i’ll kill 2hrs with a lil fortnite first coldie of the day cracked

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Duke’s mayo packets are def not ones to hold onto folks lil mayo bombs. these are about to bust

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

I too went looking as soon as you posted the pics

these were beet I could find

gotcha.com/products/baj...

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

bet you won’t do them all

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

gobble gobble

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

i’m all for public safety but the fact of the matter is (and I know you know this) police chases endanger more people than they help and it’s almost always over a minor traffic infraction or a property crime

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

stonewashed black cotton was a vibe

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

now we live between two freeways and it’s the same thing chasing traffic stops or stolen cars at high speeds on surface streets through neighborhoods…for what? simple property crimes

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

before we left Venice in 2021 we had a night with a LASD helo overhead from 2am-5am because 2 suspects ditched a stolen car we saw the car the next day…a fuckin 2004-2008 Honda Civic so that’s something like $75-100k in air support for a $7500 car. this is why we have insurance people

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

now now…it also with a lime

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

ah yes wrecking a $70-80k vehicle over <$100 of shoplifted merch

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

ok I thought the DnD label thingy was gonna be a game, not a tag on my account I can’t get rid of

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

we went on at walk at 9:30 and mfs were doing big booms and the *pfzzzrrrrr*pops

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

voluntold to make some watermelon cucumber lemonade

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