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binge-watching the world collapse | he/him


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any moral nation would have taken this guy out already

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I would list it but I conveniently cannot remember

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embarrassingly, they are called what a lot of languages call them - paprika. not difficult. :(

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king

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i once spent three days where i couldn't remember what bell peppers were called in my own language. i could only remember the english translation.

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oh man you missed the 'cancel dril' movement, that shit was funny

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🤮

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what the fuck is this right wing bullshit and why are people liking it, get this nazi shit out of my sight

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it really is fucking annoying

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all of that is true, also once again, according to his own words he had a sexual relationship with his employee, and that is really all there is to say. consent is not possible when one side depends on the other for money, food and shelter.

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ah, smart. picking music you instinctively want to run away from as fast as possible.

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it's fucking delicious is what it is description is 100% on point though, weird ass looking plant

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well, that and you can't pronounce it.

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nobody claimed you did

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"politics would be interesting again" uhhhh ?????????????

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no.

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it very much is not, no

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jesus. even the birds think you suck.

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no you don't see shit because i'm not even american lol

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ratio + L + not having a literal electoral chamber for nobility better

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because knighthoods deserve to be disrespected

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literally nobody gives a shit

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do what feels right to you but for the record there are accounts on here that post too much and you are not even close to being one of them.

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András Forgács W's avatar András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social
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Anyway, PSA If you want to tansplain your concerns over immigration but using leftist vocabulary, I'm going to block you faster than you can clutch your half-digested Marx I have decided I have no time for y'all. Either solidarity with all or fuck off.

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i just genuinely hope you have enough self-reflection that, if after this you ever feel the need to call yourself a good person, you'll refrain.

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nope, do not pretend that is true. you know full well that if they had misquoted gaiman he would have said "hey you misquoted me", but he didn't, because they didn't. you're just desperately trying to come up with new and inventive ways to protect a rapist and i am done with you.

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sex. they had sex. digital penetration is still sex. in his own fucking words.

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i wake up every morning and effortlessly manage not to defend any sex pests, guess i'm just built different 💅

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you absolute fucking filth

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"Gaiman told the outlet that he and Scarlett “cuddled” and “made out” in the bath and that it was consensual; he added that in the three-week sexual relationship they were in, they only engaged in digital penetration." that is HIS NANNY who depends on him for FOOD MONEY & SHELTER

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are you fucking stupid are you too dumb to read do i need to explain what indirect speech is to you, you dumb motherfucker

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he claimed the sexual relationship was consensual, which implies that there was one.

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He has conceded that he slept with his employee. That makes consent impossible and that is the end of the story. You can stop pretending like you give a shit about sources.

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"england". 80 soul village, nothing to do with england, but is around other villages with names like "world", "fog" and "triangle" 😵‍💫 (all translated, except for "england") mad libs ass country

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oh he's gone too?? hahahaha fuck yeah

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has anyone said jacob reese-mogg the fell omen yet

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finally a president nobody would want to mess with

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Rose Schmits's avatar Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social
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I have come away from this election fully believing tactical voting to be a moral failing as its a surrender of your democratic voice and responsibility

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ok what is the combination of words i need to mute so i don't have to see this duelling stuff and all the other label cringe

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no paul your reply genuinely made no sense in this context

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i personally blame that UKIP 2seater plane that couldn't get the job done

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any links to the top story/stories?

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why is the SNP wiping out?

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ahhh i see, thank you for the explanation!

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20 years ago was way after the lewinsky scandal, so that's no excuse for sleeping with your employee

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this is absolutely one of my favorite types of post: claiming that the MSM buries a story by linking to an MSM article on that story. genuinely i love these. they're like little babies trying to eat an ice cream cone from the wrong side: a childish mess, but somehow cute.

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T. Greg Doucette's avatar T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social
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This piece is maddeningly sparse on specifics, when it's easy to think of viable hypotheticals Example: ➡️ Find just 1 person in any Fifth Circuit state claiming they voted for Biden ➡️ File suit claiming Ds nominating anyone who was not the primary winner violates the Guarantee Clause 1/

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Joad The Wet Sprocket's avatar Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social
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they're making ornaments for your posts

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i like her and i really respect her for her consumer advocacy. still think she would have been the best choice in 2016 but o well

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