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Brendel

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Guy who keeps talking about how he has taken the red pill and sees beyond the lies given to the brainwashed masses by powerful shadowy forces: financial fraud isn’t a crime, crime is stealing skittles from Walgreens

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Apprehensive Pie 😅🥧's avatar Apprehensive Pie 😅🥧 @apprehensivepie.bsky.social
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The people making my children and grandchildren not talk to me are also doing crimes!

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Michael Marquis Albright 's avatar Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social
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Turns out the Red Pill is just a Cherry NyQuil capsule.

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Toast Conger's avatar Toast Conger @toastfloats.bsky.social
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Real crime is having rainbow skittles to begin with, obviously

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Emotional Support Locomotive's avatar Emotional Support Locomotive @trainboy.bsky.social
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A conservative is someone who thinks everything is either rape or slavery except rape and slavery.

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BluRaven C. Houvener's avatar BluRaven C. Houvener @bchcomix.bsky.social
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In the last day I forget how many times I've seen that clip of Mr.Nice Guy(or whatever his name is. Ya know the the Simon Cowell of Shark Tank) saying that inflating your assets isn't a crime because everyone does it....how wild is that! That's presented as an actual argument!!?

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Like gosh I wonder if there’s a reason all these rich people are trying to make crime only things poor people do I wonder if there could be some sort of ulterior motive to that. Anyways I’m the one non brainwashed sheep and I don’t think so.

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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Fraud isn't crime. Women wearing make up is crime.

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Campfire Headcase's avatar Campfire Headcase @vidoqo.bsky.social
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Two-tiered system of justice is when the rich and powerful are occasionally held to account.

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Sean McKeown's avatar Sean McKeown @sifuabs.bsky.social
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Or just carrying Skittles while black.

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's avatar @jak1201.bsky.social
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Stealing skittles is a violent crime because I see it and then they get roughed up by the police!

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's avatar @ipnotica.bsky.social
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the cryptocurrency bro in his native habitat

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