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WILLOW NIGHTINGALE FAN CLUB CHAIRMAN

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Can we please stop posting screenshots of Truth Social posts? I left that place for a reason!

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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I spent a few weeks watching DIRTY NYC movies like cruising, mean streets, and king of new york. Shit is palpable. I know it smelled crazy back then.

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Close. It was a couple weeks after jurassic park lost world. Just about the same level of landmark summer season movie event just the same.

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I rewatched it a few weeks ago and I remarked just the same.

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wint's avatar wint @dril.bsky.social
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people are being censored on this platform just for wishing me an excellent day. abominable

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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It's not enough to think I could fix Lisbeth Salander, I need to stand along side her in whatever harrowing Nordic underworld adventure she's on.

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Phil Says Free Palestine 's avatar Phil Says Free Palestine @necron99.bsky.social
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We're so fuckin back 🤼🇯🇵

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Jeff Gerstmann's avatar Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com
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McDonald's Happy Meal toys have left my children Minions-pilled and it's not OK. I have brought a grave darkness into this home and now I must deal with the consequences.

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Denny's avatar Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social
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This being tagged on my end with 'Monk' is so good

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Patrick S. Tomlinson's avatar Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social
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Remember the old platform shooters when you got to the final boss and you could tell where the vulnerable spot was because it would start flashing when hit? Project 2025 is Trump's vulnerable spot. Hit it every day from now to November.

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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Maxxxine: Ti West watched a LOT of Ken Russell and William Friedkin over the past couple years. Fun and immersive!

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Due to fireworks I did not get restful sleep, according to my CPAP. So I'm sitting down for Maxxxine and I'm STRUGGLING, Bubba.

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Wendy Xu's avatar Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social
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honestly hate that every time there's an industry bad actor, lists of "works by marginalized authors to support instead" start circulating like it's a moral obligation to be done out of guilt, & it's crickets every other day of the year. my art is not to be taken in as a reactionary measure

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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Those tweets asking Ann Coulter to be her friend is so goddamn funny.

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) 's avatar Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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The Heritage foundation is a terrorist organization engaged in a coup against the United States.

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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Those texts are insufferable. Absolute shit sniffers. The rhetoric is straight up fascist but why do they communicate like that? Real hoity toity mahogany desk bullshit.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime @josie.zone
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Fuck yeah, Wally

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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In English we don’t say “something is wrong” we say “there’s a nigger in the woodpile” and I think that’s beautiful.

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Finchers "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" adaptation rocked. A nasty piece of work. Haven't watched it in awhile aside from that damn good title sequence. I'm long overdue.

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God I love when a movie uses miniatures. The Florida keys chase from True Lies is sick for that. I recently learned that Casino Royale used a scaled down (1:4 maybe?) version of the palazzo when they showed it sinking.

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zenzi [they/them] 🌈🇵🇸🇾🇪🇸🇩🇭🇹🍉's avatar zenzi [they/them] 🌈🇵🇸🇾🇪🇸🇩🇭🇹🍉 @zisshit.com
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my website expired because my bank account is negative meaning i wasnt able to pay for it this month. i haven’t been able to sell my art to make income but now i wont be able to since you cannot access my website 😓 im tired of asking for help, its embarrassing ☹️ Venmo: @zzz22 Cashapp: $ziizzzii

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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While watching the "Not Like Us" video, the views went up by 200k. Insane. I think if Kendrick gets a Grammy off this, Drake gotta disappear and join the merchant marines or something.

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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This unlocked a memory for me. I remember buying this the week it came out. It was fine! Played it a lot for like two weeks and bounced off of it pretty quickly on the PS2.

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Three minutes into "Ripley" and this is entirely my shit. Gimme the noir, baby.

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Motherfucker looks like the guy that immediately gets taken for all he has and killed in an episode of Deadwood.

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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If you see voting as an extension of your voice, GREAT. harm reduction? Lil cynical but Yeah okay. But goddamn streets is literally like "I need to vote as soon as possible to get it over with". A broadly depressed voting population. We are in hell!

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This was never going to be a an easy election. Even with the felony charges, low favorable Trump numbers and any material things happening in the US. But to see these unforced errors has to be so deflating to your voter base. Oof.

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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The Biden campaign just letting that "sleepy joe" shit go public just now is just completely feckless. Devoid of strength. Failure shit. Put Kamala in there.

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I guess I’m just learning now that there are lots of libertarians who think voting is “irrational” because your individual vote is unlikely to affect the outcome? Yes, it is a *collective* act, which is why libertarians don’t understand it I guess

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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Fucking unbelievable that the big publications are running with this as the lead story after the Supreme Court just promised to install a convicted felon rapist insurrectionist as Emperor for Life.

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